HAASTEBAN

*leaves this box at your doorstep*

portrait attempts part 2

my bad for not clarifying i meant other cars should dnf 😭

Ok but drunk Mick and Esteban getting married in Vegas only for Lance to object because “MICK SCHUMACHER HOME-WRECKED MINE AND ESTIE’S HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!” Only for drunk Pierre to jump in “I HAD ESTIE FIRST!!!” Only for Charles to get pissed and demands to marry Esteban out of spite that Pierre hadn’t gotten over his ex yet. All the while Daniel is drunk off his ass singing “Here Comes the bride”

SO TRUE BESTIE

what if we go on a SIM together and we don't really KNOW each other and we CRASH and start a FIGHT IN A PUBLIC CHAT and we debut in f1 at THE SAME YEAR and when journalist asks who is going to be the most popular driver out of us i say YOU bc you are a BRITISH FERRARI academy driver but also bc you are BEAUTIFUL and we are ATTACHED AT THE HIP every other drivers' parade and brazilian journalist writes the whole POEM about us under her ig post WHAT IF

BORTOLETO YOU GO MY CHILD