Tony: So, I Got Banned From Shields Safehouse Because I'm Apparently A "liability" And "reckless" And

Dexter Morgan^

"harvey specter is so cool" wrong. he's actually a loser. he cries and has panic attacks at the idea of people leaving him and he has mommy issues and abandonment issues and claims he doesn't care (and winds up caring a lot). his boytoy associate gets a girlfriend and he actively glares at her like he's twelve years old or something. he won't give up on his crooked, corrupted mentor because he was my mentor he was my mentor he was my mentor. he has all these basketballs and baseballs in his office and he also boxes. he boxes. (kinda gay to box. why do u want to get in the ring with a sweaty man, harvey.) he wears a fucking vest. he wears a fucking vest. he uses fucking hair gel. hair gel. hair gel. he rent his ex's friend's mike's old apartment in the hopes that he'll finally come back. he looks like he's about to cry whenever someone mentions that mike might not be around. like come on. his middle name is fucking REGINALD

idk i feel like dexter could've poor little meow meowed his way out of the electric chair if he'd really put his mind to it

rewatching tfatws from a new more down bad perspective

went into the theaters for a casual watch and came out wanting to see john walker take it up the ass (specifically from bob)

it's always those 2 dumb bitches going "exactly" to one another

I’m just gonna leave this here.

(I watched Spider-Man: Homecoming last night.)

“john walker did nothing wrong” incorrect. boring. lacks media literacy.

“i need to see john walker break down and cry about all the shitty things he’s done and also maybe get dicked down” correct. the only rational takeaway from thunderbolts.