And There Was Only One Coffin

I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

Things I hate about you

I hate the way you ignore me and go on your phone

I hate the way you only talk about yourself and leave when someone changes the subject.

I hate the way you never say happy birthday

I hate how you never text first

I hate how you make dirty jokes

I hate how you never try to

I hate how so many people love you

I hate how even though I try to ignore you, im still thinking about you

I hate how we used to be close and now you don’t even look at me

I hate how I miss you, I hate how you’re never coming back

heirs

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

Solangelo 😍😍😍😍😍

i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

what's the fucking difference

Sometimes reading fanfiction is the only reason I wake up in the morning

whoa buddy