Friendship Breakup So Bad Im Changing My Fic Plot Over It

everyone shut up i got to the point in my novel where my favorite character is introduced

I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

Things I hate about you

I hate the way you ignore me and go on your phone

I hate the way you only talk about yourself and leave when someone changes the subject.

I hate the way you never say happy birthday

I hate how you never text first

I hate how you make dirty jokes

I hate how you never try to

I hate how so many people love you

I hate how even though I try to ignore you, im still thinking about you

I hate how we used to be close and now you don’t even look at me

I hate how I miss you, I hate how you’re never coming back

James realising he might just see Regulus as something more than his best friend’s brother

Craig has his type. Leave him alone

Creekbunnythom?

he was distraught when they disbanded

Do you ever start writing something that you’re excited about and that seems like it’s turning out well and that you’re getting eager to share, and then you start typing it up or doing an edit pass and it’s just awful it’s awful its premise is fundamentally flawed and it’s out of character and the prose is clunky and the plot is badly paced and ludicrous and the whole thing is embarrassing, how could you have done this, how could you have sunk so much time into this, you can’t even look at it, how is this that shining thing you were so excited about, how could you even have considered finishing it let alone sharing it with anyone, you’re crying, your mother is crying, nuns are spontaneously exploding in the streets,