ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙɪᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

STOP IT!!!

A happy Axl Rose from a few years ago

That one anon is so right

It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?

-🏍️

LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩

Just jerk it for me 😞

tfw ur watching a movie and the entire thing poly-baits you

i want him to use my asshole as an ashtray and call it his “asstray”

inspo: @hailsbellsl

Is this anything. Is it ever?

I LOVE DILF SLASH UGHHHH

Half his tit hanging out… whore

bro mature is just feed food and items