starryravine
he/it i really really love slash
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I can't get this out of my head okay so imagine laying in bed with slash and just rambling about anything like aliens dogs whatever and he's just sitting there listening
Slash would be such a good listener dude 😩
Like he actually is tho and has talked about it a few times he just likes learning cough cough autism and likes listening to people go on about their day and stuff
He would literally just lay there with you and probably like give you a massage totally not just trying to grab your tits or anything
It's unfair that I have to be at work instead of being a cockwarmer for Slash
he's got the look 👀
Can I just say that I wanna kiss this man so FUCKING hard? Put my hands on his chest and mess around with his nipple ring?? Like, that's not gonna make anyone upset right?
Like, I want this man to ram into me as we're making love at like 4 AM. And whisper praises into my ear as he's thrusting so slowly and deeply....
drop the best slash with ponytail picsss u can finddddd Neoooowwww🫵🏻🫵🏻❤️🔥🤲🏻
here u gooo :>
can i request just a short little drabble of slash pissing himself ???- it’s for the greater good of the people
Lazy
Tw: Piss kink, exhibitionism, public? piss, I think that's it
A/n: this was quite easy to write up quick, it's been in my mind for the past few days honestly. This was fun to write, I don't know if this is what you had in mind and I'm definitely down to write something different. Also this is short.
After the show the boys held what they called a "small" party in one of their hotel rooms, or well too because there was a door connecting two rooms. You were sitting sideways on slashes lap on an armchair, he had a bottle of Jack in one hand, the other on your waist. He was wasted as per usual and you weren't exactly sober yourself.
You say playing with his hair talking about whatever came to mind as he hummed occasionally, placing gentle kisses on your neck occasionally sucking a hickey and rubbing circles onto your hip with his thumb.
Only a few minutes later you feel Slash shift but figured that he was just getting comfortable and continued on with what you were talking about.
"Gotta get up sweetheart" he says quietly into your ear, shifting again
"Aww but why? We're having so much fun" you whine playfully, twirling a lock of his hair around your finger
"gotta take piss pretty girl, get up"
You lean in closer to him, your mouth right by his ear "Why not go here?" You say coyly
"here? Well aren't you dirty. Want me to piss myself do ya?" You can tell he's not totally against the idea by the way he pulls you a bit closer.
"yeah let me help you" You slowly reach for his pants, undoing the laces. Smiling at him the whole time and leaning in to place a kiss on his cheek
"mm" he groans as you pull his dick out, shifting to straddle him to hide his dick from prying eyes. Everyone else in the room is preoccupied with other things or people so no one is paying attention.
"there, now just let go" almost as soon as you speak he groans and the stream starts, going onto both your laps soaking in. It's warm and it feels so wrong.
"Such a dirty girl" He said with a smile, he tipped his head back just enjoying the moment and how wrong it felt, he loved it.
It was mostly hitting your lower stomach, the wetness and the warmth turning you on and it definitely had something to do with the fact it was Slash. It didn't take long for the stream to trickle off, once it did you tucked him back into his pants and stood up.
Your lap was soaked and so was the chair, seeing him sitting in a pool of his own piss was more attractive than you'd like to admit. Luckily you guys were in a hotel room which meant there was a shower. "Wanna join me for a shower before someone notices?" You say coyly looking done at him
"mm sure sweetheart" He stands up and the two of you quickly make your way to the bathroom to shower. And just maybe a few minutes later you heard Axl yelling about it but who can say really.
bro mature is just feed food and items
Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it
Slash getting all blushy and kicking his feet at the scary sleepover (2017)
That one anon is so right
It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?
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LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩
Just jerk it for me 😞
Daft Punk photographed by Luis Sanchis for The Face magazine - February, 2001
i want him to use my asshole as an ashtray and call it his “asstray”
inspo: @hailsbellsl
Just 10 minutes with my face buried in his chest would cure all of my problems.
My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
sweet pea in blanket world
Holy Slash Piss would have astronomical results. I don’t know what but, it would be amazing and potentially cause great devastation
Personally, I’d drink it
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If humans are 70% water I could theoretically drink enough holy water to be 70% holy
Holy Slash Piss… do you see where I’m doing with this?
Slash piss probably has the same effects as holy water
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You can’t dilute holy water so in theory if we get holy water and mix it with equal parts Slash’s piss WE COULD LITERALLY HAVE HOLY SLASH PISS
Daddies thirsty gramps bend over
Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
Stop
I would do some very questionable things if I got the opportunity to witness slash pissing himself on stage
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Ask him I bet he’d do it
woah ... hey bbg
