Australia’s Version Of The Onion Has Just Character Assassinated All You Gays

That one anon is so right

It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?

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LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩

Just jerk it for me 😞

Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it

I could listen to that whimper for days ❦

STOP IT!!!

he's got the look 👀

Can I just say that I wanna kiss this man so FUCKING hard? Put my hands on his chest and mess around with his nipple ring?? Like, that's not gonna make anyone upset right?

Like, I want this man to ram into me as we're making love at like 4 AM. And whisper praises into my ear as he's thrusting so slowly and deeply....

Slash piss probably has the same effects as holy water

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You can’t dilute holy water so in theory if we get holy water and mix it with equal parts Slash’s piss WE COULD LITERALLY HAVE HOLY SLASH PISS

Daddies thirsty gramps bend over

Quick Edgar and Madeline doodles:•)

if you don’t think older steven is hot idk what to tell you actually you’re just wrong . sorry

woah ... hey bbg