Starryravine - Sopping Wet Cat

Just two old men enjoying each other's company

Posting cos I know @sad-girl-sad wanted this in color

if you don’t think older steven is hot idk what to tell you actually you’re just wrong . sorry

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

Holy Slash Piss would have astronomical results. I don’t know what but, it would be amazing and potentially cause great devastation

Personally, I’d drink it

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If humans are 70% water I could theoretically drink enough holy water to be 70% holy

Holy Slash Piss… do you see where I’m doing with this?

Transfem android that's simultaneously very euphoric but also very concerned that the batteries stored on their chest are getting larger

Stop

I would do some very questionable things if I got the opportunity to witness slash pissing himself on stage

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Ask him I bet he’d do it

That one anon is so right

It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?

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LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩

Just jerk it for me 😞

Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it