Just Two Old Men Enjoying Each Other's Company

bro mature is just feed food and items

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

cd hole perfect size for tdick

It's unfair that I have to be at work instead of being a cockwarmer for Slash

ever since i was a kid ive loved windex bottle . thr sound it makes the shape of the trigger the pretty blue color . ouhh

woah ... hey bbg

Okay but like imagine literally sleeping with him, just being wrapped up in his arms all cozy. I need it

he's got the look 👀

Can I just say that I wanna kiss this man so FUCKING hard? Put my hands on his chest and mess around with his nipple ring?? Like, that's not gonna make anyone upset right?

Like, I want this man to ram into me as we're making love at like 4 AM. And whisper praises into my ear as he's thrusting so slowly and deeply....

I love how some Electric Dreams advertisements were like "THIS COMPUTER IS FREAKY!!! POLYAMARY BETWEEN A GIRL, A GUY, AND A COMPUTER!"

and then other advertisements were "this is an EVIL computer who will steal your girl and fucking cuck you and ruin your life!"