Just 10 Minutes With My Face Buried In His Chest Would Cure All Of My Problems.

ever since i was a kid ive loved windex bottle . thr sound it makes the shape of the trigger the pretty blue color . ouhh

i want him to use my asshole as an ashtray and call it his “asstray”

inspo: @hailsbellsl

That one anon is so right

It wouldn’t hurt Slash to just post one wee little video of him jacking off- in fact, it might do him some good! Who knows?

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LITERALLY like Pookie PLEASE 😩

Just jerk it for me 😞

tfw ur watching a movie and the entire thing poly-baits you

if you don’t think older steven is hot idk what to tell you actually you’re just wrong . sorry

I can't get this out of my head okay so imagine laying in bed with slash and just rambling about anything like aliens dogs whatever and he's just sitting there listening

Slash would be such a good listener dude 😩

Like he actually is tho and has talked about it a few times he just likes learning cough cough autism and likes listening to people go on about their day and stuff

He would literally just lay there with you and probably like give you a massage totally not just trying to grab your tits or anything

Transfem android that's simultaneously very euphoric but also very concerned that the batteries stored on their chest are getting larger

Slash getting all blushy and kicking his feet at the scary sleepover (2017)

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney