Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings

Please send me your favorite theloise songs, I need inspiration to edit <3

“Emily is one of the only main characters to not have a romantic relationship storyline in the new seasons. You once said you would be open to portraying emily as a queer character, now that cme is going into its third season, do you think that is a possible future storyline for emily?”

SOMEONE GET THIS TO PAGET!!!!! I don’t have twitter please 🙏 (my brain wrote this moments before sleep and I’m desperate for an answer)

josh stewart should come back to cme and play will lamontagne one last time so he and aj could get willifer to an divorce. "are you ashamed of this? no. did i offend you? no. did i say something wrong? no. are you seeing another woman? no! do you want to see another woman? no. do you want a divorce? ye-yeah."

i have huskerdust brainrot and lucy dacus' new album comes out in a month so i'm making it everyone's problem!!

lyric analysis of "Best Guess" connecting it to huskerdust below :)

SONG: BEST GUESS BY LUCY DACUS

"My best guess At the future You are my best guess"

The hotel's whole purpose is rehabilitation for the future, so that sinners have a something to work towards together.

"If I were a gambling man, and I am You'd be my best bet"

No explanation required. But I'll take this moment to say I definitely read this song from Husk's point of view.

"If this doesn't work out I would lose my mind And after a while I will be fine But I don't wanna be fine I want you, you, you are"

Being in Hell, the only time the characters have found happiness is with each other. But Angel is working towards redemption and wants to be better, whereas Husk isn't (in fact he doesn't seem to believe he can be better) and doesn't have any plans to get to Heaven but he wants Angel to and is supportive (even if he knows that means he would never see him again)

"I watched you fall from grace You were graceful After all, it's a small world"

Husk has seen him at his worst and didn't run away or let him 'self destruct' He related to what Angel was going through, almost like they found similarities with each other in a small world?

"You may not be an angel"

Angel working towards redemption from Hell to Heaven and not feeling like a perfect person but not wanting to be awful, cue Husk coming in with "baby, that's fine by me" being accepting of who he is (also Angel not being his real name but the persona Husk can see through)

"You are my pack a day You are my favorite place You were my best friend before you were"

Their shared struggles with addictions, the bar/hotel being their home together, and them finding a connection in how they were hurt and then not feeling so alone.

"My best guess at the future You are my best guess If I were a gambling man, and I am You'd be my best bet You are my best guess at the future You are my best guess If I were a gambling man, and I am You'd be my best bet"

DO YOU SEE THE VISION?!?!?!?!

the only endings that I will accept, perfectly written 🫶

Eloise should either:

End up alone as a successful novelist who travels the world

Be a lesbian and a successful novelist who travels the world and gets with beautiful women from the countries she visits

Be a lesbian and a successful novelist who travels the world with a committed lesbian lover

Be married to Theo Sharpe and a successful novelist who travels the world with him

I’ll take anything as long as it’s not her book ending

reasons why nick and jess are a butch/femme couple:

jess gives nick opportunities to help her (open jars, fix things) as a way of flirting

the things they find attractive about each other are undeniably lesbianic/weird, the whole beer-gargling thing oh my god

"you're nick miller's girl, now. you're my old lady" PLEASE

they both struggle at times with their confidence in sexual scenarios but somehow when they're together it just makes sense

nick is the only person who truly appreciates jess's specific brand of hyperfemininity and finds it attractive ("tarting around in your little pink robe")

goofy roleplay ("i'm just country lawyer with a very itchy bra")

all the small but significant ways they caretake/protect each other

they just are

Was just listening to ‘Safe Inside’ by James Arthur and imagining something happening in the Ton when lots of people are there. Something to do with Theo and Eloise immediately recognising him and almost having a breakdown over being worried about something happening to him and everyone else in her family being so concerned but also so confused over why she’s crying in the middle of the street over some random boy.

Chapters: 5/6 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Henry LaMontagne, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Pining, First Kiss, more pining!!!, this is such a niche idea i have no idea if anyone will read it, They're a Family, they just don't know it, Panic, Not Beta Read, sorry for any mistakes, the Blind Leading the Blind, they'll figure it out eventually!, emily prentiss is a mother, don't ask where will is, I don't know, i'm leaving that up to the reader, Lesbian Emily Prentiss, Bisexual Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Gay Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley, chris is only mentioned, im sorry, More Panic!, Earthquakes, Tsunami (9-1-1 TV), henry is 9 in this, this isn't my best work but, Idiots in Love, down bad, AND GAY!, more jemily centered but, maybe buddie will get a sequel, Getting Together Summary:

Jemily meets earthquake as Buddie met tsunami

Emily and Henry surprise JJ in LA after a case, the two women try to ignore their feelings for each other as the three of them feel more like a family than ever. But when Emily and Henry get separated during an earthquake, feelings become harder to suppress as panic ensues. Luckily some firefighters come to their rescue, even if they are even more oblivious to their feelings than JJ and Emily.

Written in honor of the endless buddie and jemily teasing both shows have been doing lately.

Wink wink nudge nudge having Phillip end up with Eloise only works if the writing showed it. Like having Phillip be interested in advocating for women, them two meeting each other at least once, and you know saving their book moments for those two. Like their first meeting was given to Theloise, then the writing in the pamphlets was also given to Theloise, lastly Eloise running away from a sibling's wedding to see if her love interest is compatible with her was also given to Theloise. Also! The general audience isn't stupid! So stop insinuating that! Eloise's book is called To Sir Philip with Love. Like it's not our fault that Phillip was a minor character and very forgettable. Lastly, if Phillip is meant to be endgame, surely Chris Fulton should have been asked about his return. Especially during the Scottish BAFTAs or in press for Outlander. But no one asked, which is striking as TSPWL released over 20 years ago, and the title isn't really a secret! This is all is in sharp contrast to how Theo was treated like a male lead in the marketing and how Calam Lynch is still cagey to this very day about talking Bridgerton.

If Jemily and Buddie both go canon in 2024 it will heal every bit of trauma the CW queerbaits left on my soul.