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Hen: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Buck

Eddie, looking lovingly at Buck: i don’t have feelings for him

Hen: dude, you are nowhere near my eyes

CM: EVO 18 SPOILERS

I LOVE Jemily, but we better not get canon Jemily this season. My girl (and the Willifer fans) needs to time grieve. I don’t want it for 2+ seasons, AT LEAST, it wouldn’t be fair on her character or the other fans.

I’ve made jokes but that was BRUTAL, and if they brush it off like BAUgate istg 🤦‍♀️ Paget’s Jemily shirt is cute and exciting, but like let the woman take a breath before we dive into all that. Sending love to all the Willifer fans, this must feel super sucky 🫶.

"'Cause when...when you care about somebody, you do what's...what's best for them. Even if it sucks for you."

reasons why nick and jess are a butch/femme couple:

jess gives nick opportunities to help her (open jars, fix things) as a way of flirting

the things they find attractive about each other are undeniably lesbianic/weird, the whole beer-gargling thing oh my god

"you're nick miller's girl, now. you're my old lady" PLEASE

they both struggle at times with their confidence in sexual scenarios but somehow when they're together it just makes sense

nick is the only person who truly appreciates jess's specific brand of hyperfemininity and finds it attractive ("tarting around in your little pink robe")

goofy roleplay ("i'm just country lawyer with a very itchy bra")

all the small but significant ways they caretake/protect each other

they just are

ow*n hunt I hope you know the entirety of the lesbian community wants you dead

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯Teddy ends up with Sophia Bush's character 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

TEDDY!! that man looks like what a leprechaun shits out after he eats too many carrots! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

im actually thinking so much about masc lesbian nick miller

reasons why nick and jess are a butch/femme couple:

jess gives nick opportunities to help her (open jars, fix things) as a way of flirting

the things they find attractive about each other are undeniably lesbianic/weird, the whole beer-gargling thing oh my god

"you're nick miller's girl, now. you're my old lady" PLEASE

they both struggle at times with their confidence in sexual scenarios but somehow when they're together it just makes sense

nick is the only person who truly appreciates jess's specific brand of hyperfemininity and finds it attractive ("tarting around in your little pink robe")

goofy roleplay ("i'm just country lawyer with a very itchy bra")

all the small but significant ways they caretake/protect each other

they just are

turns out uhaul gays are literally the opposite of uhaul lesbians. build a relationship for six years and then pack your shit up and move away.

so buck said i'm not choosing the wrong couch again and just fucking moves in. insane play buckley

People saying Eddie would be abusive towards Buck?

I’m putting y’all in time out until you behave also if I were to knock on your head it would echo how stupid are you

I think sometimes people forget buck was a child neglected by his parents. A child who thought hurting himself for attention was better than being ignored. There is no universe in which buck looks at eddie's decision and does anything but respect it. He's sad as hell for sure and he's spiraling because eddie is his tether to rationality a lot of the time, but he doesn't think eddie is doing him some disservice. To be honest, I imagine he respects it more because nothing is wrong with chris... he's not hurt or anything like that... and eddie still wants to go through this huge upheaval of his life. He is willing to sacrifice anything for his son. Buck thinks Eddie is the best dad, and he vocalizes this often. Buck watched Eddie's hands twitch as he told him he was thinking about moving. He saw the fear in eddie's face, the indecision, and Buck chose to jump into the mess with him. So yeah he's sad. But Buck doesn't think Eddie is the villain. And the fandom shouldn't project that on Buck's behalf either.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The interesting thing about the "if you’re asking me to choose between you and my son" line is that Buck isn't doing that at all. Not once has he said, or even implied that he wanted Eddie to choose. This is Eddie projecting, because he is choosing and he hates it! Of course he's going to choose Chris every time, but it's killing him that he has to choose at all!

so apparently 911 is just fanfic now? okk, here's my submission/theory:

Eddie has left and Buck is now officially moved in. Buck feels weird about sleeping in Eddie’s room, so he sleeps on the couch (cause why not? he loves that couch!) and he kinda realizes he has more feelings about living in Eddie’s house without Eddie than he originally thought but that makes him sad so he shoves them down. Cue the return of s1 slut era buck!! Buck starts sleeping around again, hookups but he obviously doesn’t bring them back to Eddie’s (now his) house. And during like a montage of hookups someone suggests going his (buck’s) place but Buck shoots him/her down. So Buck is crashing out, he hooks up, he comes back to Eddie’s house, Eddie is gone, he sleeps on the couch, he is sad kicked puppy in burning animal shelter. Now at some point someone (likely a member of the 118, my guess would be Hen) notices the return of s1 buck tendencies and tries to talk to him about it but he probably just insists he’s fine, its not a problem, & he runs when they try and connect it to Eddie leaving. That night, Buck goes out again, he and someone (probably a guy, possibly even physically reminiscent of Eddie cause why not?) they almost hook up, Buck stops it, not being able to stop hearing what Hen said to him. So he goes home alone and like the sad kicked puppy he is, and he falls on the couch. BUT he can’t fall asleep, he’s uncomfortable (he’s been sleeping on a couch for weeks now), and he can’t stop thinking about Eddie (he's like right on the cusp of realizing his feelings might not totally platonic but he cannot get there). So he gets up, he goes into Eddie’s room and he falls asleep in Eddie’s bed (also that uhaul looks tiny so I get to say it’s the same bed)

soooo.... do i write this or just wait for the show to do it for me???

THE PARALLEL WITH BUCK STAYING AT ABBEY’S AND HIM STAYING AT EDDIE’S!!! BUT EDDIE ACTUALLY COMES BACK FOR HIM

(I’m going to loose my fucking mind)

manifesting california by chappell roan to be featured in 8b during eddie’s crisis moving to tx/leaving buck

Ever think about how we have a canon sapphic demon/angel couple here, but the angel's the grumpy one and the demon is the sunshine one? Yeah. Anyways. Coping with the angsty ending of last episode by compiling my favorite Chaggie shots

Wink wink nudge nudge having Phillip end up with Eloise only works if the writing showed it. Like having Phillip be interested in advocating for women, them two meeting each other at least once, and you know saving their book moments for those two. Like their first meeting was given to Theloise, then the writing in the pamphlets was also given to Theloise, lastly Eloise running away from a sibling's wedding to see if her love interest is compatible with her was also given to Theloise. Also! The general audience isn't stupid! So stop insinuating that! Eloise's book is called To Sir Philip with Love. Like it's not our fault that Phillip was a minor character and very forgettable. Lastly, if Phillip is meant to be endgame, surely Chris Fulton should have been asked about his return. Especially during the Scottish BAFTAs or in press for Outlander. But no one asked, which is striking as TSPWL released over 20 years ago, and the title isn't really a secret! This is all is in sharp contrast to how Theo was treated like a male lead in the marketing and how Calam Lynch is still cagey to this very day about talking Bridgerton.

every piece of philoise content i see makes me stronger and more determined. i was made in the ship wars. i have a hyperfixation and a garbage sleep schedule you will pry theloise from my cold dead hands

i have huskerdust brainrot and lucy dacus' new album comes out in a month so i'm making it everyone's problem!!

lyric analysis of "Best Guess" connecting it to huskerdust below :)

SONG: BEST GUESS BY LUCY DACUS

"My best guess At the future You are my best guess"

The hotel's whole purpose is rehabilitation for the future, so that sinners have a something to work towards together.

"If I were a gambling man, and I am You'd be my best bet"

No explanation required. But I'll take this moment to say I definitely read this song from Husk's point of view.

"If this doesn't work out I would lose my mind And after a while I will be fine But I don't wanna be fine I want you, you, you are"

Being in Hell, the only time the characters have found happiness is with each other. But Angel is working towards redemption and wants to be better, whereas Husk isn't (in fact he doesn't seem to believe he can be better) and doesn't have any plans to get to Heaven but he wants Angel to and is supportive (even if he knows that means he would never see him again)

"I watched you fall from grace You were graceful After all, it's a small world"

Husk has seen him at his worst and didn't run away or let him 'self destruct' He related to what Angel was going through, almost like they found similarities with each other in a small world?

"You may not be an angel"

Angel working towards redemption from Hell to Heaven and not feeling like a perfect person but not wanting to be awful, cue Husk coming in with "baby, that's fine by me" being accepting of who he is (also Angel not being his real name but the persona Husk can see through)

"You are my pack a day You are my favorite place You were my best friend before you were"

Their shared struggles with addictions, the bar/hotel being their home together, and them finding a connection in how they were hurt and then not feeling so alone.

"My best guess at the future You are my best guess If I were a gambling man, and I am You'd be my best bet You are my best guess at the future You are my best guess If I were a gambling man, and I am You'd be my best bet"

DO YOU SEE THE VISION?!?!?!?!

They will come back - come back again, even though Netflix destroys. We never wasted fanfic, art or memes. Do you think We would squander our boys?

It's honestly hilarious to me how none of us just stopped to think 'wait, something is definitely wrong with this girl, wtf' when Niko first appeared behind fluffy clouds and rainbow lights, and instead just shrugged it off as Crystal being a raging lesbian, the biggest queer stonks of all time

'You're hot cupcake' Painland Caitvi raffle prize for the palestine charity on twitter

i love you, magic as an allegory for queerness, don’t ever change.

i can't believe this was her first spoken line. i can't believe queen rolled up to the function having read the full works of lenin, marx, and foucault. i can't believe she was advocating fiercely for the proletariat against the king at steep personal cost from day one and she still ended up the villain. i stand by my cancelled wife

if emily and pen were friends in hs they would’ve traded goth makeup and 100% have been each others gay awakenings!

you ppl love villains/morally grey characters UNTIL they're a woman, then all of a sudden they are annoying, evil and irredeemable

WAIT HOLD ON you’re telling me that sleeping warrior paralleled snowing with “you’re…a girl.” “woman.” AND THEY STILL WEREN’T CANON?!

theloise + textposts