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It's honestly hilarious to me how none of us just stopped to think 'wait, something is definitely wrong with this girl, wtf' when Niko first appeared behind fluffy clouds and rainbow lights, and instead just shrugged it off as Crystal being a raging lesbian, the biggest queer stonks of all time

every piece of philoise content i see makes me stronger and more determined. i was made in the ship wars. i have a hyperfixation and a garbage sleep schedule you will pry theloise from my cold dead hands

im actually thinking so much about masc lesbian nick miller

WAIT HOLD ON you’re telling me that sleeping warrior paralleled snowing with “you’re…a girl.” “woman.” AND THEY STILL WEREN’T CANON?!

Watching season 17 like:

Jokes.

Love Jill Gideon, but I’m a ✨ Jemily Truther ✨, but if we can’t have Jemily, at least give us Jillmily. I just need Emily Prentiss to be canonically gay. Like, for my mental health.

POV: Elle and Hotch meet up after the early seasons team left the BAU and went rogue

Hotch: What have you been up to?

Elle: Leading a revolution with JJ.

Hotch: Good for you two. I’ve been freelancing as a hit man, putting my skills to use.

Elle, nodding: It’s about time after spending years cooped up in that office 24/7.

Hotch: You can say that again. Have you heard from the others? Derek?

Elle: He’s doing vigilante shit now.

Hotch: Sounds about right. Gideon?

Elle: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Did you hear about Reid?

Hotch: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, yeah, which reminds me, I need to go break him out later.

Elle: Let me know if you want help with that. JJ’s girlfriend knows how to pull strings, we may not even have to jailbreak this time.

Hotch: That sounds like an excellent plan.

Elle: Look at us, getting the team back together again :)

you ppl love villains/morally grey characters UNTIL they're a woman, then all of a sudden they are annoying, evil and irredeemable

If Jemily and Buddie both go canon in 2024 it will heal every bit of trauma the CW queerbaits left on my soul.

the only endings that I will accept, perfectly written 🫶

Eloise should either:

End up alone as a successful novelist who travels the world

Be a lesbian and a successful novelist who travels the world and gets with beautiful women from the countries she visits

Be a lesbian and a successful novelist who travels the world with a committed lesbian lover

Be married to Theo Sharpe and a successful novelist who travels the world with him

I’ll take anything as long as it’s not her book ending

People saying Eddie would be abusive towards Buck?

I’m putting y’all in time out until you behave also if I were to knock on your head it would echo how stupid are you