Every Piece Of Philoise Content I See Makes Me Stronger And More Determined. I Was Made In The Ship Wars.

If Jemily and Buddie both go canon in 2024 it will heal every bit of trauma the CW queerbaits left on my soul.

i can't believe this was her first spoken line. i can't believe queen rolled up to the function having read the full works of lenin, marx, and foucault. i can't believe she was advocating fiercely for the proletariat against the king at steep personal cost from day one and she still ended up the villain. i stand by my cancelled wife

Rip JJ, you would’ve loved Good Luck, Babe! By Chappell Roan.

It's honestly hilarious to me how none of us just stopped to think 'wait, something is definitely wrong with this girl, wtf' when Niko first appeared behind fluffy clouds and rainbow lights, and instead just shrugged it off as Crystal being a raging lesbian, the biggest queer stonks of all time

Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss, Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Henry LaMontagne, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Pining, First Kiss, more pining!!!, this is such a niche idea i have no idea if anyone will read it, They're a Family, they just don't know it, Panic, Not Beta Read, sorry for any mistakes, the Blind Leading the Blind, they'll figure it out eventually!, emily prentiss is a mother, don't ask where will is, I don't know, i'm leaving that up to the reader, Lesbian Emily Prentiss, Bisexual Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Gay Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley, chris is only mentioned, im sorry, More Panic!, Earthquakes, Tsunami (9-1-1 TV), henry is 9 in this, this isn't my best work but, Idiots in Love, down bad, AND GAY!, more jemily centered but, maybe buddie will get a sequel, Getting Together Summary:

Jemily meets earthquake as Buddie met tsunami

Emily and Henry surprise JJ in LA after a case, the two women try to ignore their feelings for each other as the three of them feel more like a family than ever. But when Emily and Henry get separated during an earthquake, feelings become harder to suppress as panic ensues. Luckily some firefighters come to their rescue, even if they are even more oblivious to their feelings than JJ and Emily.

Written in honor of the endless buddie and jemily teasing both shows have been doing lately.

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Still can’t get over the fact that Emily put her whole Prentussy into suppressing her feelings for JJ for nearly two decades just for Miss Jennifer ‘it gives me you’ Jareau to undo it all in 4 words. I am scratching and clawing at my enclosure, PLEASE let Jemily be canon.

Wink wink nudge nudge having Phillip end up with Eloise only works if the writing showed it. Like having Phillip be interested in advocating for women, them two meeting each other at least once, and you know saving their book moments for those two. Like their first meeting was given to Theloise, then the writing in the pamphlets was also given to Theloise, lastly Eloise running away from a sibling's wedding to see if her love interest is compatible with her was also given to Theloise. Also! The general audience isn't stupid! So stop insinuating that! Eloise's book is called To Sir Philip with Love. Like it's not our fault that Phillip was a minor character and very forgettable. Lastly, if Phillip is meant to be endgame, surely Chris Fulton should have been asked about his return. Especially during the Scottish BAFTAs or in press for Outlander. But no one asked, which is striking as TSPWL released over 20 years ago, and the title isn't really a secret! This is all is in sharp contrast to how Theo was treated like a male lead in the marketing and how Calam Lynch is still cagey to this very day about talking Bridgerton.

reasons why nick and jess are a butch/femme couple:

jess gives nick opportunities to help her (open jars, fix things) as a way of flirting

the things they find attractive about each other are undeniably lesbianic/weird, the whole beer-gargling thing oh my god

"you're nick miller's girl, now. you're my old lady" PLEASE

they both struggle at times with their confidence in sexual scenarios but somehow when they're together it just makes sense

nick is the only person who truly appreciates jess's specific brand of hyperfemininity and finds it attractive ("tarting around in your little pink robe")

goofy roleplay ("i'm just country lawyer with a very itchy bra")

all the small but significant ways they caretake/protect each other

they just are

WAIT HOLD ON you’re telling me that sleeping warrior paralleled snowing with “you’re…a girl.” “woman.” AND THEY STILL WEREN’T CANON?!