[ID: A Box Contains The Item Description Of A Shirt In The Game Castlevania: Circle Of The Moon Titled

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2022/01/25

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.

And now for my next trick I will go on such an infodump rant that you will forget who your enemies are maybe even your own name

i never really had the chance to redraw shitpost templates (i refuse to call them "memes") when i was younger and they were at least somewhat relevant, so i think now's a good time to start <:D

Currently procrastinating by thinking about how on-the-nose the names in R&J are

Romeo meaning “from Rome” falls in love with Juliet, from Julius, conquerer/leader of Rome

Mercutio from Mercury, because A) prankster boy and B) a go-between for the Capulets and Montagues (in theory)

Benvolio’s basically just named Good Boy

Tybalt as in bold dude, saucy boy

Paris promised a bride regardless of said bride’s consent à la Trojan Paris with Helen

soma sketch 2

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

so I remembered that this image by @belschine existed and needed to make a version with my favorite Belmont and his boyfriend

ID below ⬇️

[ID: a drawing of Juste Belmont and Maxim Kischine wearing maid outfits. Juste is in pink and bowing; Maxim is in black and gold, lifting his skirt up. End ID]