All The Posts That Appear Here On Tumblr Are About The Superbat 😭 (I Can't Stand That Ship).

Hal and Ollie could kiss and the ship would still not be popular. Useless queerbait, no queers were baited.

Fuckin get his ass, Ollie!

They don't know how much I love stories where Hal feels vulnerable when sharing his thoughts and Oliver consoles him, in a serious way, but he did.

Oliver: I was supposed to hate it! Our hatred was mutual!

Dinah: Also apparently his love.

Oliver: ...

Oliver: You're right... His love and his way of treating me made me fall in love with him...

-Clark, listening to Oliver's words thanks to his super hearing, wipes away his tears and continues with his work, feeling his heart beating with force-

Hal and Dinah eat very well... 🤭🔥🔥

Jonathan: You won't have my father that easily!

Kon: In fact, little Jon... Your father already had sex with Oliver.

Jonathan: ...

Jonathan: WHAT?

Oliver: I think that... There were better ways to explain my feelings for Clark, kon.

Kara: *Trying not to die laughing*

Clark: *Completely embarrassed and wanting the earth to swallow him alive*

Teen!Oliver: Hopefully I can get your attention...

Teen!Dinah: Haven't you considered talking to him? Because you literally wanted to get their attention with sheer stupidity

Teen!Hal: ... And Barry has done even more shameful things.

teen!Barry: Hey! That's completely false!!

*Oliver, somewhat nervous, decides to approach Bruce with intentions of saying hello and becoming closer to him. However, it all ends in humiliation, with Bruce being just as clumsy as Oliver, who doesn't know how to formulate a basic question very well.*

I think we agree that Halollie is canon in our hearts because DC is afraid of success (although if it were a canon, it would still be an unpopular ship).

Snoopy poorly drawn Billy Batson version (done by me) That's why I said “poorly drawn”)

Oliver would have these days where he doesn't dress elegantly and decides to stay at home while eating anything from his refrigerator.