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Imagining Oliver pregnant with Bruce is inevitable.
Teen!Oliver: Hopefully I can get your attention...
Teen!Dinah: Haven't you considered talking to him? Because you literally wanted to get their attention with sheer stupidity
Teen!Hal: ... And Barry has done even more shameful things.
teen!Barry: Hey! That's completely false!!
*Oliver, somewhat nervous, decides to approach Bruce with intentions of saying hello and becoming closer to him. However, it all ends in humiliation, with Bruce being just as clumsy as Oliver, who doesn't know how to formulate a basic question very well.*
Bruce: Do you know? I used to hate you. But now that I prove the opposite to you...
Oliver: *Anxious, thinking I would say “I love you”*
Bruce: ... Now I hate you a lot more.
Oliver: OMG BRUCE, I LOVE YO— Wait... WHAT!? Why do you hate me...? I just kissed you!
Bruce: For that very reason! You kissed me really badly, Oliver! Have you ever even kissed in your life?
Oliver: But let me kiss you again! I promise to do better than before!!
Bruce: That's fine, but I want you to know... That I won't be nice at all... *He takes it around the waist to connect his lips in a pleasant kiss, and on his tongue*
Jason: Shit... This is so disgusting...
Tim: They don't even take the time to go to a motel, they should do it right when you're studying...!