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Alec: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ellie: We are not doing that.

Alec: Mistlefoe™

Ellie: Sir NO.

Anathema: Is Crowley big spoon or small spoon?

Crowley: I’m a knife.

Aziraphale: *sighs* Small spoon

Good Omens Characters As John Mulaney GIFs

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Newton:

Anathema:

Shadwell:

Madame Tracy:

Adam:

The Them:

Hastur:

The Four Horsepersons:

after aziraphale turns down crowley’s invitation to run away together in episode 3, there’s this wide shot of aziraphale left standing in the bandstand as crowley walks away that is exactly like the wide shot of ol’ lizzy bennet standing still while darcy walks away after she rejects his proposal in unparalleled masterpiece pride & prejudice (2005), and that is what i like to call POETIC CINEMA.

The Marvel/Brooklyn Nine-nine crossover seems intense

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

Crowley: …you flannel wearing lumberjacks.

Dean: I don’t get it, why do you always pick on our clothes man?

Crowley *looks at Dean*: Well I’ll get to Moose later, but I’d think after spending all that time in the closet you, Dean, would have better fashion sense…

Dean:

Sam:

Jack:

Cas: So does this mean you’ll finally go out with me now, Dean?

Bruce: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Loki: Can’t relate

Thor: Why would my brain release dolphins?

When your OTP makes out:

When your NOTP makes out:

When angst has a happy ending:

When angst does not have a happy ending:

Me: Give me all the angst.

*Angst happens*

Me:

Father Kinley : But at least I’ve pushed Lucifer and Chloe Decker apart, maybe it will be enough to stop the prophecy

Me, screaming at my computer with tears in my eyes :

I love you three thousand.

Me peacing out to one of the alternate timelines where everyone is alive and happy

Pepper: we’re going to be fine

Me, facedown: we really fucking are not but go off I guess

no context avengers endgame spoiler

Attention everyone.

I just wanted to say that my soul left my body when Carol and THE ENTIRE LEGION OF FEMALE AVENGERS rallied around my son Peter Parker and KICKED SOME INTERGALACTIC ASS.

That is all. Good day.

It is so beautiful and heartbreaking. I had to post it

Me after watching Endgame.

Hic sedet Iulia. Iulia amica mea est.

- ancient Latin proverb

Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “soul realm”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-

Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Shuri: *off key kazoo*

Bucky:

Bucky: -there is no intelligent life here

dumbledore is like if someone put obi-wan kenobi and willy wonka in a blender

guys i think dean winchester is kind of sort of in love with castiel

Sam makes a startling discovery.

———-

Feminist Friday

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

Award-winning Emma Stone 

When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

Emma Watson

Rihanna 

Megan Fox

Nicki Minaj 

Just imagine:  John Winchester comes back from death

John: Okey, tell me everything that happened.

Sam: It is really long story.

John: I’ve got time.

Sam and Dean: *tell all story*

John: So… You were fucking demon. And then…you… became one? What else? You’re friends with some vampires, werewolfs or other shit?

Sam: Actually, there is that one guy named Garth…

Dean: And I had Benny…

John: At least here in a bunker are just normal humans.

Dean: They are not here right now, but we don’t live alone

John: Oh God…

Sam: No, not him. He left. But he really makes amazing pancakes.

Dean: And got hot sister.

Sam: Dean, don’t pretend…

John: Don’t pretend what?

Dean: Well, we live here with my boyfriend Castiel. He is an angel.

Sam: Yeah, and we kinda adopted and raise together the nephilim, Jack.

John: Nephilim? You mean human-angel son?

Dean: Don’t look at me. He’s Lucifer’s.

John: Awesome, maybe now tell me Satan himself was here too!

Sam: He was.

Dean: In Cas. And in Sam.

John: In Sam, of course. Who else?

Dean: In Sam? I’m not sure about Gabriel.

Sam: Shut up.

John: Gabriel? The archangel?

Dean: One and only. But he was also banging Rowena here in a library. Before you ask, Rowena is a witch. And mother of Crowley, King of Hell.

Sam: Who was your bestie.

Dean: Now you shut up.

John: You know what? Screw it. I’ve got another son.

Sam and Dean: Shit. We forgot Adam.

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney