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Newt: *about Theseus* Yeah we didn’t exactly get along as children

-Flashback-

Kid Theseus: Hug!!!! :D :D :D

Kid Newt: Nooooo!!!!! *Runs away*

Tina: I love you so much.

Newt: I love you, too.

Tina: This is real.

Newt: I know.

Tina: You’re my husband.

Newt: You’re my wife.

Tina: You married me in front of people.

Newt: I know. I was there.

Okay but what if all of the potions edits in Snape’s old textbook were just things he overheard James say in potions class because “no Padfoot you crush the bean! Cutting it doesn’t do anything! Trust me my dad told me”

Modern Hogwarts House Aesthetic

Ravenclaw

“The book is better”, reading Wikipedia articles for fun, talks in vine refences, 100% obsessed with Greek mythology at some point, mum jeans and cropped everything, a strong distaste for modern art, too many fandoms, a million tabs open on your phone, stopping mid-sentence to point out a dog 

Slytherin

Listening to albums on vinyl because aesthetic, wearing the same 5 pieces of jewelry everyday, coffee hoe, makes a new playlist for every situation, says “fight me” a lot but cant walk up flight of stairs without getting winded, childhood role model is Peggy Carter, can name their friends third childhood pet but can’t remember what they had for breakfast, walking out of the movie theater at night and feeling like you’ve traveled to another dimension

Gryffindor

Dying your hair in the bathroom sink, wearing sunglasses indoor because “I look cool ok”, always has to be doing something with their hands, candid photos and expert meme usage, gets a new hobby every other week, emotionally unstable, uses cheesy quotes for Instagram photos, lips painted red and messy signatures

Hufflepuff

Instagram is 80% photos of them frolicking in a field, runs an aesthetic blog, horrible puns and purposely bad pickup lines, obscure indie movies, hair dyed every colour of the rainbow, wanted to be a makeup artist, brutally soft, will fuck you up if you hurt their friends, boho chic

Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

“Newt pulls the picture of her from his breast pocket and unfolds it. She is inordinately touched. He looks from the picture to Tina.”

tina: I read your book-

newt: [at the same time] I have your photo-

me:

Some witchy tips .°•☆`

🦇 Blue crystals encourage communication and deepen bonds. Sodalite is particularly good for this.

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🦇 Placing a bamboo plant in your house is said to help your relationship to stand the test of time. It encourages grace throughout change.

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🦇 Try burying a moonstone crystal in soil to help balance your work and home life more efficiently. It helps to ensure that work related issues are left at the office.

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🦇 Scattering basil leaves or having a basil plant at your workplace attracts money and success.

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🦇 Having pictures of rabbits somewhere in your room is said to bring peace and harmony, dissolve any tension and prevent an argument.

~ Vivian 🌙

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Credits to the original photographer

MATCHA MILK BREAD TURTLES WITH CHOCOLATE DUTCH CRUNCH

FUCKING ARTHUR

earlier, someone posted this picture:

so naturally -

ARTHUR GET DOWN FROM THERE

I SAID “GET DOWN” NOT “FUCK WITH BIRDS” STOP FUCKING WITH BIRDS ARTHUR

this is somewhat acceptable

“NO.  NO DANCING ALLOWED IN LOCKER ROOMS.”

RUN, ARTHUR, RUN!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

…eh.  business as usual.

“DUMBLEDORE YOU FUCK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT FUCKING CALMLY”

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M ON FIRE”

“MERLIN YOU USELESS AGLET FUCKING HELP ME”

#hadtorepost #somuchsense

not to be “that person who stares at gifs and makes a weird whining noise in the back of their throat all day” but

I’m kinda suffering

A LOT

So here’s some gifs to drag you all down with me

You know if you feel like watching Dean quietly implode via his hand on a loop all day

Edit: yes I know this is the Mr Darcy Hand Clench Thing from Pride and Prejudice (2005), that’s why I made this entire post. I didn’t think it was going to get 15,000 notes out of context of people who know that I know that Mr Darcy did that thing with his hand. 

https://twitter.com/Katie_Henman/status/574355967737004032

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Had to repost it!😁

International Women’s Day 2018

My annual edit. My everyday hope — that gender equality won’t be just a “women’s cause” but an acknowledged, embraced, practiced human right. #timesup #timeisnow #IWD2018

HARRY POTTER’s characters looks like in their youth

1- Severus Snape / Alan Rickman - Adam Driver 

2- Tom Riddle “Voldemort” / Ralph Fiennes - Gaspard Ulliel

3- Albus Dumbledore / Michael Gambon - Benedict Cumberbatch

4- Gellert Grindewald / Johnny Depp - Will Poulter

5- Minerva McGonagall / Maggie Smith - Felicity Jones

6- Lucius Malfoy / Jason isaacs - Jamie Bell

7- Rubeus Hagrid / Robbie Coltrane - Kit Harington

8- Arthur Weasley / Mark Williams - Adam Hicks

9- Horace Slughorn / Jim Broadbent - Sam Clafin

10- Sirius Black / Gary Oldman - Aaron Taylor Johnson

I hope you like it

#memories #wannaback

Dunguaire castle, Galway, Ireland. Built in the early 16th century, this impressive fortress was once home to the Hynes family 

shout-out to tom hardy for calling venom “neither a hero or a villain but an alien that’s living rent-free in a human being”

scroll fast to not catch venom spoiler

underapreciated moment in Venom:

at the end of the bike chase, Eddie says “oh that was pretty cool actually, not gonna lie” and then is hit by the bad guy’s car right after

which is 100x funnier the second time watching because you realize that was the first time someone called Venom symbiote, a known loser, cool

and hearing that caused them to fuck up immediately

Venom (2018) is a Romcom, and here’s why

(or ”in this essay I will” joke gone very very wrong)

So, as most of us already noticed, Venom (2018) sure feels like a romantic comedy disguised as a superhero (well, antihero technically) movie. But is it truly? The short answer is yes, but I didn’t just spend my afternoon hunting proof to leave you with a short answer.

Now, I must note that Venom is really not the first superhero movie to mix another genre in. Off the top of my head, and perhaps most obvious, Ant-Man is mixing superheroics with a heist movie. Black Panther has the political thriller going. Thor: Ragnarok is a full blown cocktail, adding at least three more genres to the original one. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that someone thought to mix in romcoms, and I for one am grateful that our first example of it has alien slime falling in love with a guy.

Because that’s what happened, despite certain people bending over backwards just to not acknowledge it. But I promised you proof, so let’s get to it.

How do you determine if something is a romantic comedy or not? “That’s just the vibe I got” is really not going to cut it in a debate. But what is a vibe if not our subconsciousness recognizing a certain pattern? In this case, the pattern was the plot structure. Not being a huge fan of romcoms in general, though, I wasn’t sure how to put it into words. Thankfully, I didn’t need to: with a bit of googling, I found out that most articles have referred to the same source when it came to the romcom plot structure: a book “Writing the Romantic Comedy” by Billy Mernit. According to him, all romantic comedies can be broken down into seven story beats. How many of those would you guess does Venom follow? Hint: it’s all of them.

The rest under cut. Careful, spoilers start here!

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headcanon

New leaked AVENGERS 4 art appears to confirm that @GwynethPaltrow’s Pepper Potts will be suiting up in Rescue armor in the movie!

season 6: cas, get out of my ass

season 14: cas, get in my head

“The Heaven-World of the ancient Celts, unlike that of the Christians, was not situated in some distant, unknown region of planetary space, but here on our own earth. As it was necessarily a subjective world, poets could only describe it in terms more or less vague; and its exact geographical location, accordingly, differed widely in the minds of scribes from century to century. Sometimes, as is usual to-day in fairy-lore, it was a subterranean world entered through caverns, or hills, or mountains, and inhabited by many races and orders of invisible beings, such as demons, shades, fairies, or even gods. And the underground world of the Sidhe-folk, which cannot be separated from it, was divided into districts or kingdoms under different fairy kings and queens, just as the upper world of mortals.”

— The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries, by W.Y. Evans-Wentz (via worldofcelts)

I’ve recently begun reading Anamchara by John O’Donohue and It’s such a wonderful book, unlike anything I’ve read or found nowadays. Infusing a fresh and healing view of Celtic spirituality into modern circumstances and issues, in relationships, in solitude and beliefs, in the workplace/corporate world, etc. Highly recommended if you want to read something special that stays with you.

Could you smite me? I'm just too stupid do accomplish anything and I'm going to flunk out of college so there really isn't much point of anything and you'd really be saving a lot of people a lot of trouble and money.

Hi my friend! Listen, I will never do that. Not to you, not to anyone. You do matter, people do care about you and no one, no one, not even you, are a waste of space. You have nothing to lose by continuing with uni, so please don’t so that. You can do this my friend, and you have people online and in real life that care for and can help you. Keep holding on my friend :)

Let's treat everyone equally.

Jensen’s story about Arrow and Zeppelin saying “I love you daddy” for the first time at NJCON2018 (x)

He would be like a magical hamster that waddles behind Arthur.

Gwen: What if I implement a no-pets policy in the castle?

Arthur: You can’t throw Merlin out like that!