Lancerposting About @shadow-of-gehenna

NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

"I do think the 'hot temper' Truth will apply to threatening to kill a 14 year old."

in light of the recent incident public opinion has returned to standard

Tumblr is the kind of website where I can just tell someone their cat looks like an evil vizier with no further context and everyone will understand that it was a compliment

Reddit is the kind of website where I cannot do that

when a billionaire dies they should explode into a large pile of coins and xp that get randomly dropped into streets across the world

hate being obsessed with someone. what am i supposed to do about it? message “i’m thinking about youuu” every five minutes? fuck off

Okay, but I took it over to the national forest a few weeks ago, and the ranger was totally fine with it over there.

…

Yeah. I made a reservation and everything. The guy I talked to on the phone said it was fine. Spot 27. Recreational vehicle.

…

It’s a mech. Hiking chassis. Look, I’ve got the licensure documents right here. State inspection, registration, the whole nine yards. Fully de-mil. Asphalt safe, tree safe, zero emissions, low sound, civvie reactor—

—dude, dude—just calm down, okay? It’s—would you just—

It’s a coldcore. Coldcore. It runs cleaner than that truck you’re sitting in. What, do you think I’m carrying around uranium or something? Come on, man, give me a little credit.

…

Yeah, it’s running now.

Oh, no—man, come on, it’s shielded. Just—

man what time is it im about to just clock out and go home rn lol *checks my phone* *the clock is scrolling thru time at like 999x speed* *i look around and everythings turning to sand and dust*

lancer has done things to me

i used christ-the-buddha as an expletive in front of my parents. i'm finished.