When Encountering William Shakespeare….

when encountering William Shakespeare….

-write the thing that critics are calling the greatest thing they’ve ever seen

-get invited to the queen’s castle

-get knighted by her

-get told by her that Shakespeare is Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good and that his plays make her vomit

-get told by her that nothing is as good as your musical omelette

-boast about this to him while aggressively tap dancing and singing

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10 months ago

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar


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So this has been drifting about in my head since i got home today

[Mimura, not wanting to be dragged to another art museum]: Come on man, can't we just, like, stay home?

[Sugaya, staring him dead in the eyes]: I would drag you there but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

. . .

Mimura: FINE I'LL GO.

i've been thinking about this all day and this is what my brain comes up with :)

hahaha :'))


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ah, the kleinsen trope

Thinking bout friends to lovers

I used to say “I don’t know” a lot to questions that my mom would ask me, but I somewhat got outta the habit cuz my mom would, like, yell at me???

and i do have adhd so..

i still say that sometimes and when i do i still get yelled at haha

coupled with a major amount of anxiety i genuinely do not think thats mixing well

so 

uhh

not good??

fuck

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

‪GOD I Found Another Article About Why ADHD Kids Say “I Don’t Know” So Much. My Entire Childhood
‪GOD I Found Another Article About Why ADHD Kids Say “I Don’t Know” So Much. My Entire Childhood

Sally Face Brainrot

Everyone's reactions to figuring out Travis has no utter idea what Sanitys Fall is

Larry: YOUR KIDDING RIGHT??

Travis: I-- no???

Larry: HERE TAKE THIS MP3 PLAYER AND HEADPHONES AND THESE 17 DIFFERENT CDS AND-

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Sal: Really? :0

Travis: Uh.. well Larry gave me a bunch of shit to listen to later, so.

Sal: Their baller, man. Can't believe you didn't know bout' them til' now.

Travis: :)

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Ashley: Honestly man I haven't even listened to that band

Travis: haha

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Todd: It's all screaming, your little choir boy ears won't be able to handle it.

Travis, rolling his eyes: Gee, thanks brainiac.

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Neil: I think Sally showed me them before. Their pretty cool, good for you, bud.

Travis: *Thumbs up*

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Kenneth: That isn't very christian music, Travis

Travis, getting ready to jump out a window: Y E P -

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Mrs. Phelps: Did your father approve?

Travis, holding his most likely broken nose: so the thing about that is-


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9!! Part 9!!1!1! >:0

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Evan: You actually rank you're friends by their appearance???!

Jared: Calm down, number 2.

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Alana: Everyone, synchronize your watches!

Connor: I don't know how to do that.

Evan: I don't have a watch?

Jared: Time is a construct.

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Evan: Apparently, we're getting someone new in the group. (Miguel)

Zoe: Did you steal them?

Jared: New or used?

Evan:

Evan: Wonderful responses, both of you...

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Zoe, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Connor, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jared, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you.

Evan, trembling: What are we playing

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Connor: Can I be frank with you guys?

Jared: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Evan: Can I still be Evan?

Zoe: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Alana: You know those things will kill you, right?

Jared, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Connor, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Evan: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Connor: On a scale of "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Zoe: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Jared?

Jared: Probably "Road work ahead"

Alana: I speak many languages. But this

Alana: This is not one of them

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Evan: How did any of you not hear what I just said??

Connor: I've been zoned out for the past 2 and a half hours

Zoe: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jared: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Zoe: I think we're missing something...

Evan: Teamwork?

Alana: Cohesion?

Connor: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Zoe: Yo is Jared sleeping, or dead?

Connor: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Evan: Ah, same.

Jared: Okay, first of all fuck you-

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Zoe: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Jared: Not if they consent to it.

Connor: Depends on who your stabbing.

Evan: YES?!?!

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Alana: Why's Jared so sad??

Zoe: So he took one of those 'Which character are you' tests.

Alana: Go on

Zoe: He got Evan.

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*Squad reactions to being told "I love you"*

Alana: Thanks fam!

Connor: Oh no.

Zoe: *Cries* I love you too

Jared: Sounds fake but okay

Evan: *A flustered mess*

Miguel: Can I get a refund?

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Evan: Croissants: dropped

Alana: Road: works ahead

Zoe: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Miguel: Shevacado: fre

Jared: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Connor:

Connor, grumpy and tired: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Alana: Just be yourself!

Connor: Be myself? Alana, I have to one day win Miguel over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Evan: ...Couple weeks.

Zoe: 16 years.

Jared: Jury's still out.

Connor: See, Alana?

Connor: "Be yourself". What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Evan, walking into his apartment: Hello people who do not live here.

Jared: Hey.

Alana: Hi! :)

Zoe: Hello.

Evan: Guys, I gave you the key to my apartment for emergencies only.

Connor: It was an emergency

Connor: We ran out of doritos.

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Zoe: Hewwo.

Alana: Hihihi!

Evan: Hello, humans.

Connor: Three kinds of people.

Miguel: I want pudding.

Connor: Four kinds of people.

Jared: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Connor: Five kinds of people...

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Evan: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

*After Good 4 You*

Alana: Nope, absolutely not.

Connor: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Zoe: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Miguel: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Jared: Can't wait to go to you're funeral knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Evan: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be stuck forever in that position, forced to starve to death?

Jared: How should I know?

Zoe: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of information on the occult.

Jared: *Sighs*

Jared: You wouldn't be stuck.

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Evan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Jared: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Evan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Connor, high as a kite: edible

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Evan: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jared?

Jared: ...No.

Connor: I do.

Evan: I know, Connor.

Connor: I'm sad.

Evan: I know, Connor.

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Heidi: So, how was your day?

Evan: We almost got surprise-adopted.

Heidi: What..?

Jared: We almost got kidnapped.

Heidi: Oh, okay.

Heidi: *Slams on breaks* wAIT, WHAT?!


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10 months ago

I totally get it, your all good to take your time too!! when it's out i will shower it in love because your art is so GOOD

Heres A Little Sneak Peak Of My Current Wip 😁

heres a little sneak peak of my current wip 😁


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look at me being a productive bitch and asking for questions  0-0

HEYO ANNOUNCEMENT~

I LIKE OVER THE GARDEN WALL & DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS SO HONESTLY JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OR JUST RANDOM SHIT AND I'LL ANSWER AT SOME POINT


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I'm back! (to wreak havoc, of course) welcome to my chaos, it's gone un-updated for.. one year? two, mayhaps?anyhow, hello!enjoy my gorgeous insanity

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