If You Want To Piss Off Shakespeare Literally Just Follow Him Around And Act Like Your Stealing His Shit??? - Blog Posts

when encountering William Shakespeare….

-write the thing that critics are calling the greatest thing they’ve ever seen

-get invited to the queen’s castle

-get knighted by her

-get told by her that Shakespeare is Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good and that his plays make her vomit

-get told by her that nothing is as good as your musical omelette

-boast about this to him while aggressively tap dancing and singing