Reblog If The First Musical You Listened To Was Not Hamilton

UGH FR

I think my shuffle did Something Bad is Happening/More Racquetball and then... then fuckin' Love Thy Neighbour?

i find it so funny when the shuffle puts shit like feed me or whizzer going down or blue after a really sad song

like

“you, the one i left behind, if you ever walk this way, come and find me lying in the bed i made…FEED ME. DOES IT HAVE TO BE HUMAN?? FEED ME. DOES IT HAVE TO BE MINE???”

or like

“it’s not up to me, just let me be legally blonde…heyyyyyyy ‘ronica *womp womp womp womp*”

you die on may 27th at 8

Hey girly! Just wanted to say the good word.

CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY IS SLAYING THE DAY CAT DADDY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GAY CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM

I am.... deeply concerned for your sanity.

OH NO NOT FUCKING JARED- 

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Three) :

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Alana: Going to plan B, then?

Jared: Technically, this would be plan G.

Zoe: How many plans even are there?? Is there, like, a plan M???

Evan: Yeah, but Jared dies in plan M.

Connor: I like plan M.

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Connor: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Zoe: “Rude.”

Jared: “Not again.”

Evan: “Are you going to want this back?”

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Dr. Sherman: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments!

Evan: My what now

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And now

KLEINSEN

Jared: Hey there, Acorn.

Evan: Not this again. That joke is so old.

Jared: What? Are you NUTS? That joke will never get old!

Evan: It just did.

Jared: Aw, did I cashew in a bad mood?

Evan: I’m actually wishing death on someone other than myself for once. Oh, Wow.

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Zoe: I don’t understand why you get so upset when I go on dates with Evan.

Jared, a secret homosexual: Because he’s my best friend! Ugh, you don’t get it!

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Evan: I like both boys and girls, and yet I’m still single.

Connor: I guess your just destined to be bi-yourself.

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Connor: Rules were meant to be broken.

Alana: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Zoe: Uh, piñatas?

Evan: Glow sticks.

Miguel: Karate boards?

Jared: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Connor: Rules.

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Connor: I like my boys like I like my girls.

Zoe:

Alana:

Evan:

Jared:

Miguel:

Connor: That’s it.

Connor: That’s the joke.

Connor: I’m bi.

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Heidi: You’re grounded, no TV!

Evan: The TV is broken-

Heidi: Then, no computer!

Evan: But I need the computer for therapy notes-

Heidi, looking around the room for something she can take away: Then, uh, no Jared!

Evan: No Jared??!

Heidi: No Jared!!

The main difference between Comic!Mark and Show!Mark is that Comic!Mark is a millennial and Show!Mark is GenZ

literally my day whenever my mom isnt home omg

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight

the falsettos modern au is just

whizzer, texting from work: hey I want the 🍆🍆🍑 2nite. K? 😘

marvin: okay

and then whizzer just comes home and marvin is sitting at the dining table reading whatever old men read in their free time and in front of him lies not one, but two grocery bags full of eggplants and peaches.

and whizzer is just. too stunned to speak.

thank you for your time

I just thought of this, why-

Sally Face: Hey, is your name short for anything? Just asking.

Travis: Well, my father calls me a travesty.

Skidaddle skidoodle i'm crying aggressively in an empty bathtub at 10 p.m.

Me, before posting a chapter on AO3: Wow. This is really good. The syntax, the inner turmoil, the grammar. Impeccable. 10/10

Me as soon as the chapter is live: yeah, no. I deserve to be shot.

This is me on a year and a half of Dear Evan Hansen -sleep deprived -obsessed -picking up bad habits from characters with issues sTILL Don't do drugs, kids.

Me