The Main Difference Between Comic!Mark And Show!Mark Is That Comic!Mark Is A Millennial And Show!Mark

AAA; thank YOU! 

Take your time tho, drink lots of water and don’t stay up like i did the other night because now i have eye bags <3

*Slams head on keyboard*

IT'S 2 A.M. BUT GOSHDANGIT I HAVE SO MANY DEH THINGS FLOATING AROUND MY BRAIN FOR YOUR CHALLENGE!!

Songs:

For Evan: Dead-Bird by McCafferty; Dead Weight by Jack Stauber; Maybe a bit of the ENA Remix (Allergic to People Meme); Michelle by Sir Chloe; The Anxiety Song By Human Petting Zoo

For Jared: Taking My Uzi To The Gym By The Front Bottoms; i just learned the f word By SARIAH sort of has the Jared vibe to it; Loser by Mccafferty

[I recommend listening to these if ya haven't when you get the time ^^]

Vague Plotlines (lol):

Michael tries to get a patch for Jeremy to put on his jacket for when Jeremy himself wears it but can't find one that fits perfectly and has to ask him about it.

Jared's parents are never home- too busy with their jobs (as real estate agents that travel a lot) to come home and visit him for his birthday but even after the fight Evan leaves him a present by his door.

Brooke gets really sad over the fact that she can't eat froyo so Chloe goes out and buys her every fucking flavour of ice cream that she can find that is dairy-free because fuck lactose intolerance, we can still have a nice movie night.

Connor starts randomly cutting himself while he's high in front of Jared and to stop him all Jared can do in his also extremely drugged up state of brain is kiss him

Dialogue Prompts:

"I've moved on, and you should too." ~ Kleinsen

"Move over, this bathtubs only got so much room in it." ~ Boyf riends

"Tell me everything." ~ Conguel (Connor x Miguel)

"Nice ass, tall-ass!" ~ Spicy Bis

"Your not the loser, the geek, or whatever." ~ Deere

"I'm watching you. You better not fall out of any more fucking trees." ~ Kleinsen (again. lol, sorry-)

"Stop ignoring me and stop hurting yourself!!" ~ Kleinphy

Just a few things I thought of off the top of my head, I'll send in more if I think of any <3

OH MY GOD????

These are a LOT (/pos) THANK YOUUUUUUU

also never apologize for sending a lot of kleinsen it's like, my biggest comfort ever??? I'll just tag this with something so I can find it!

I'll dm you when your fic(s, depends on how motivated I'll be) is ready!!

Ty!

@weirdo-with-a-potato we've officially subjected ourselves to neverending catgirl hell

P.S.

christian borle I am so fucking sorry oh my god why did I spend so many hours on this PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Part 13!

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Evan: Fight me!

Jared, behind him, holding a knife: *Mouths* Do not.

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Connor: I desire moisture.

Zoe: Just say 'I want water' like a normal human being.

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Connor, to Jared: Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Evan: What goes up but never comes down?

Jared: The amount of stress you bring me daily.

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Miguel: How would you like your coffee?

Connor: As dark, and as bitter as my soul.

Miguel: Got it, one cup of milk with extra sugar coming right up!

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Connor: I could kill you if I wanted.

Jared: Oh yeah? So could any other human being.

Jared: So could a dog.

Jared: So could a dedicated duck.

Connor:

Jared: Your not special.

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Jared: How the hell are you still alive?

Evan: Honestly, I am just as confused as you are.

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Jared: *Pulls back the curtain while Evan is showering*

Jared: Did we-- Evan, stop screaming, it's just me. --Did we run out of cheerios?

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Larry: So what are your political beliefs?

Heidi, trying to sound like she knows what she's doing: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Connor: Stop failing!

Evan: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!

Evan: *Succeeds*

Evan: Dang it!

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Evan: I am a responsible adult!

Jared: *Raises brow*

Evan: I am an adult.

Jared: That's much more accurate.

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Connor: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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Jared, trying to impress Evan: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Zoe: He turned it off, and then turned it back on again.

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Evan: So, Jared is no longer aloud to take the trash out at night.

Alana: Why?

Evan: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Jared, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Zoe: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Connor: Well, that's just your personal opinion. I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think that I have anger issues?

Jared: Well, you see, I wouldn't call them 'issues'.

Jared: Issues are something you can fix.

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Evan: My dad's name is just mine as well, so technically I'm just Mark Jr.

Jared: But who comes up when you look up 'Mark Evan Hansen' on google?

Alana: That's what I thought!

Jared: One Mark to rule them all!

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Jared: Hello, it is I, your favorite person.

Evan: Oh actually, Zoe's my favorite person.

Jared, annoyed but holding it in: Okay, then.

Jared: It is I,

Jared: That bitch.

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Alana: What's it like being tall?

Zoe: Is it nice?

Miguel: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Evan: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Jared: It was ONE time!

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Alana, who just won Evan at armwrestling: I am strong! I beat Evan at armwrestling!

Connor, who has beaten Evan at armwrestling at least 7 separate times: Anyone can beat Evan at armwrestling.

Evan, who really just lets everyone win at armwrestling to be nice: Hey-

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Miguel: Connor's gonna kill me.

Zoe: No, he'll probably just make me do it.

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Evan: We can't tell you because your not a member of the club!

Jared: What club?

Connor: The Hating Jared Kleinman Club.

Jared: What the fuck? I should be the president of that club!

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Alana: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Jared: The unmitigated poppycock?

Zoe: Extravagant hogwash!

Evan: Okay, stop.

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Evan: How do you tell someone that you want to have sex with them in a polite way?

Connor: Excuse me Mr, would you give me the honour of indulging in sexual activity with you?

Jared: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Jared: *Speaking Spanish*

Evan: I know, I know.

Alana: You speak Spanish?

Evan: No. I just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language Jared speaks.

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Zoe: The ritual. To perform it requires a sacrifice.

Connor: Sacrifice? I nominate Jared.

Jared: Wait, what?

Connor: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

Jared: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!

Evan: It's not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

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Zoe: Connor won't wake up, what do I do?!

Jared: Did you try kicking him??

Zoe: Yes!

Jared: Then I'm out of ideas.

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Evan: I asked Zoe out.

Jared: Oh, I'm sorry.

Evan: Why?

Jared: I just assumed she said no.

Evan: No actually, she said yes.

Jared: Oh.

Jared: Then I'm sorry for her.

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Evan: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Alana: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Jared: Fuck you.

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Jared: Zoe, I know you love Evan. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and I totally respect him deep down.

Jared: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

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Zoe: How high are you?

Connor: Hm, I don't know how to say it in feet.

Evan: No, she's asking you about what drugs your on.

Connor: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Evan: Connor gave me a Get Well Soon card.

Alana: Awhh, that's nice of him.

Evan: I wasn't sick, he just thought that I could do better.

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Evan: Hey Jared, Connor just broke my seashell lamp,

Jared: Neat, I'm gonna die alone.

Evan:

Evan: Okay, you win.

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[During the 'Evan using everyone and being a fucking asshole' segment]

Alana: You really believe in Evan?

Jared, annoyed: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for both of us.

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Heidi: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Evan. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Evan!

Jared: Nope.

Heidi: In that case, as the archbishop of Jared's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Evan right on the lips!!!

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Connor: Go. Let it out. Cry, Evan. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Alana: Just when we thought it was safe to add you back into the conversation.

you die on may 27th at 8

okay but

everybody in the friend group, specifically when jareds being rly bitchy, make like, glasses jokes

it just slips one time for evan and he ends up calling him “poindexter” or some shit i swear to god-

jared straight up tries to deck this bitch no kidding

long story short, evan ended up with a black eye and jared didn’t apologise for a while and stopped talking to him

he wasnt that offended it just sorta pissed him off that it went that far??? 

he was sorry tho-

one day evan just finds a handwritten letter at his door, and it says something like:

“dear acorn,

sorry that i punched you and your dumb face

i wanted to say it earlier but it got complicated

sorry this is stupid

dont ever fucking call me that again or ill deck you again

-jared”

evan reads it like 3 times and then texts him and asks if it was meant as a joke and jared comes over and just hugs him for like 2 seconds then pulls away and evans like

“oh

holy

shit”

“i will throw you off a building if you tell anyone about this”

“very aggressive sir” “sorry” “i was joking, i wont tell anyone”

“and um”

“thanks for the letter, your apology has been accepted.” “seriously?”

“yeah yeah but i think i want a longer hug than that” “fuck off” “jaaaaareeeee you gave me a black eyeeeeeee” “and im sorryyyy now get over ittttttt” “:(” “okay fiiiiiine. you are so needy” “hey jared?” “whhhat” “stfu”

I’ll send it over, then! <3

Bored

So.. story suggestions? I can put them up on my quotev, or just give you the docs link. Idk. I’m half decent at writing. 

I’ll do like, Dear Evan Hansen (basically any ship or idea is fine) Sally Face (same story) Assassination Classroom (yeah)

dk, you can give me random shows and etc and if i know what they are decently well then i’ll write whatever ya want for them :p

so fuckin bored lol

AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).

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Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"

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Always

see I literally thought that was always what mendel was referring to

like marvin is short too, dude, "giant man" cannot be about height it just CANT

The last time i saw falsettos the guy playing mendel gestured to his penis when he said “im not a giant man” which is funny because imagine someone is proposing to you and hes like btw my wee wee small my wee wee sooooo fucking small do you want to get married

I would just like to say that Cordelia pronouncing gefilte fish wrong is my favourite thing on the planet

not because she's getting it wrong

but because every time another character enters, she says it wrong, and they do not have the heart to correct her.

like, the lyrics literally go─

Cordelia: "Gefiltee-fish!"

Mendel: "...Ga-fil-tah fish?" (Sounding it out for her)

Marvin: "Right-!"

LIKE THEY KNEW, oBVIOUSLY BUT- but 😭 they didn't wanna let her know because they thought I might hurt her feelings or something GUYS

GUYSSSSS