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okay but
everybody in the friend group, specifically when jareds being rly bitchy, make like, glasses jokes
it just slips one time for evan and he ends up calling him “poindexter” or some shit i swear to god-
jared straight up tries to deck this bitch no kidding
long story short, evan ended up with a black eye and jared didn’t apologise for a while and stopped talking to him
he wasnt that offended it just sorta pissed him off that it went that far???
he was sorry tho-
one day evan just finds a handwritten letter at his door, and it says something like:
“dear acorn,
sorry that i punched you and your dumb face
i wanted to say it earlier but it got complicated
sorry this is stupid
dont ever fucking call me that again or ill deck you again
-jared”
evan reads it like 3 times and then texts him and asks if it was meant as a joke and jared comes over and just hugs him for like 2 seconds then pulls away and evans like
“oh
holy
shit”
“i will throw you off a building if you tell anyone about this”
“very aggressive sir” “sorry” “i was joking, i wont tell anyone”
“and um”
“thanks for the letter, your apology has been accepted.” “seriously?”
“yeah yeah but i think i want a longer hug than that” “fuck off” “jaaaaareeeee you gave me a black eyeeeeeee” “and im sorryyyy now get over ittttttt” “:(” “okay fiiiiiine. you are so needy” “hey jared?” “whhhat” “stfu”