Latest Posts by tediousmalcontentt - Page 2

reasons I’m like Jeremy Knox:

from a big LA family, blond

Reasons I’m like Jean Moreau:

bisexual and hating it

End of list ✋

It's been a rough few days on the run

brotherzoned on national television 4 dead 37 injured

Youre next to international exy superstar kevin day at a subway eat fresh and accidentally see his phone screen

tedious malcontent best insult jean called neil SO TRUE i think out of all the ones he's said so far that's my Favorite

I'm so glad you agree dear anon. I can also only imagine it in jeans accent also which helps give it a special flair... a certain je ne sais quoi

Kindle recommending me sports fiction because of how much aftg I read… we’ve had a fundamental miscommunication

i cannot believe that Renee has canonically looked at two people throughout the books and thought ‘would smash’ and those people are Andrew and Jean… girl what’s going on

I found this so endearing even though I know it’s because my boy was literally like too busy getting waterboarded to learn what weed is 🤦‍♀️

Aaron at Eden’s trying to have a good time but he’s surrounded by gays being gay

sometimes I need another quick dose of jerejean content and so I open up the best jerejean fanfiction of all time: the golden raven by nora sakavic

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

sorry your father never taught you the meaning of repugnant he was too busy slamming your head against the wall while you apologized for being alive

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

The fact that we have chekov's safe word just laying around is making me so nervous. The fact we didn't see it used this book just means she is saving it for something awful down the line

Its been said before but shoutout to Jean Moreau pouring tap water for his ex-situationship because he was too petty to get cold water from the fridge.

The all for the game books are wild because you spend like an entire weekend doing nothing but reading them to the point where you forget where you are and you go through everything from abuse to pet adoption from like 300 pages that costed a dollar.

kevin was like i know why i learned french for him but why are you learning french for him 👀

I think it’s wild that Renee apparently never told the upperclassmen that she’s killed a person, but told Neil as soon as it was relevant. Like damn Andrew really is her best friend. And she’s putting in the work to help with his crush.

Jean @ Neil

One of my most toxic qualities is the deplorable french accent I use to read all of jeans lines in my head I pray god forgive me

Rhemann’s the realest guy here lmfao

Everybody is talking about how Jean called Wymack and Rhemann his fathers, but nobody is talking about how his first reaction to that thought was to be so embarrassed at himself that he fully reached for the door handle to fling himself out of Jeremy’s car on the highway

Thinking about “I won’t let me be” :((

Neil not telling Kevin and Andrew that he flew to LA is so fucking in character for him but we also gotta remember that Wymack knew where Neil went, because Jean called him from the Thai restaurant, and apparently said nothing.

Kevin can be a queen all he wants, his dad still remains the King of Not My Business.

Jeremy: it must be easier, liking both

Jean, who spent two books considering gouging out his eyes:

call me the raven boys the way I be leying this line🧐

i’m going insane

Actually hilarious to me that Riko & co. thought that Kevin went out and recruited Neil Josten aka Nathaniel Wesninski aka The Butcher's son ON PURPOSE

They really thought my guy went "you took my hand? Well I'm taking your runaway backliner who's been missing for the past eight years." And that he went and did it BY HIMSELF in FOUR MONTHS

I know Kevin is and has always been That Bitch™, but he could never dream to serve the amount of cunt Riko thought him capable of when he first got the lab results back from Kathy's show. No wonder they were so mad lol

I think we as a community don't recognize how funny the first confrontation scene in The Foxhole Court is. Like we talk about how absolutely confused Kevin must have been and how the sudden language shift was wild and how Aaron and Nicky are just O.O over the quiet new kid losing his shit.

But Neil runs into the room (picking the lock with ease, mind you) guns blazing, threatens Kevin, calls him a slur and a "deadweight has-been", then turns and fucking runs. Like... doesn't even put up a pretense of a physical fight, just books it and slams the door closed like that's going to make a difference. The mental image of Neil Josten sprinting out the room like a thirteen year old who just pissed off his older sibling and is about to employ the kicking method is too good for us not to recognize.

happy stupid beautiful kevin saturday to those who observe