Basically The Entire Shadowhunter Chronicles:

Thomas: Alastair may seem tough, but really, he wouldn't hurt a fly

Alastair: bitch I kill demons for a living and I almost killed matthew last week what do you mean

Alastair's scandalous song performance would have definitely been more appreciated at the Hell Ruelle

emma: how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

cristina: i don’t know how are y-

kit, from across the room: im doing GREAT

god tier twp is where kitty is friends to enemies to tentative friends to friends with benefits to lovers

TSC memes, with lesser effort but more handcrafted then the last lot

Spoiler ahead for some!

Ty, noticeable disheveled as he enters the room: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Kit, also disheleved and grinning smugly: I'm stuff

I hope u guys know that u can literally message me for anything. Ask me something. Start randomly ranting about tsc. C'mon I'm bored all by my lonesome and I'd love a few good internet friends😋

the Chain of Iron synopsis on Amazon has me going absolutely feral

1. Cortana burning Cordelia! Nope I did not sign up for this.

2. Necromancy 😏 but also Necromancy 😱

3. Serial killer?? Targeting Shadowhunters??? And James thinks he's the serial killer????

4. Cordelia "has sworn an oath of loyalty to a mysterious power" oh no baby what it you doing

5. I don't think James is the serial killer. Elias on the other hand... I mean it would be absolutely brutal for the Carstairs but... he's a high contender based on what we know about CoI so far and I live for the drama.

6. lmao there's a whole list of people I think could be the serial killer but it certainly doesn't include James.

Grace, Tatiana, Elias, Charles, some Unseelie prince, etc.

Where do you Think You’re Going? (Kit in Thule Part 1 of 2)

Summary: Day 5 of Whumptober 2020. In Thule, Kit was imprisoned for months. Now, he makes his escape, but at what cost? This is part 1 of 2 featuring Kit in Thule. Part 2 is Whumptober Day 6.

Word Count: 2261

Warnings: Major character death (you have been warned), implied/referenced torture, drug use and kidnapping

Read it on AO3 here

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