Me And The Terrifying Supercomputer I Pulled By Understanding The Sexual Allure Of The Machine

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

Miguel is really beautiful and i think these are his most beautiful pics

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SHE KNOWS

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

Call me Caesar the way I'm getting penetrated 23 times.

ok. well better luck next time

Open me up

Take the scalpel to my sternum

Collect my blood in a cup

Slide it down to my appendix

Split my skin open

Caress my body slowly

Take in my hemoglobin

Reach inside and start pulling

Am I not enough?

Remove my organs individually

I'm your star for snuff

Organize them big to small

They are not necessary

Clean out my insides

I love you mon chéri

With tears I pledge loyalty

You fill my cavity

With gears and ticking

You sate my depravity

And yet I hunger for more

You show I am enough

Through pain and pleasure

You cut my inadequacy - it's slough

A surgical lover mending the broken

You love me for me

You make me greater

You fill me with glee

You own me

You don't want control

You want to see me happy

You want to make me whole

You are succeeding

I was broken

You fixed me

I've awoken

You love me

We love each other

Two broken people

Slowly mending rather

We fix each other

Like two machines doing maintenance

Like two dolls doing repairs

Like two supplicants doing worship

Like two people doing their best

Hey, uh, I've been thinking about my own gender identity. I realized that cis people still care about their gender, so, I wanted to know what the difference is between being comfortable with myself, being non-binary, and gender euphoria. I just don't really feel any sort of care towards it. I know you're talking to me, I don't really care what pronouns are used. I also looked in the mirror the other day and got really excited about how long my hair was. I also take great pride in the fact that I know how to walk in high heels. I am AMAB, so I just really don't know. The more I think about it, the more complex gender seems to be. So does anyone have advise on how to figure out what direction to go?

I'm infallible by the way