Yuri Beams Ur Labru

Call me a communist the way I want to be publicly owned.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Reblog to grope prev while they were in the middle of talking

being counter-charmed - or worse, silenced - is a bruise to the ego, certainly, but one may console oneself against the ignominy with the thought that at least this is the work of a fellow student of the mysteries, an equal in the Art.

true humiliation, now--! this comes only in the form of some rough-minded oaf of a woman - a bandit, perhaps, or one of the more contemptible varieties of knight - forcing her foul, calloused fingers into your mouth, and laughing - laughing! - when you bite down!

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speaking hypothetically, of course.

It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

its fine to walk around naked in front of your maids its like being naked in front of your pet dog

robots posting memes like "metal rusts and algorithms are flawed, i'm gonna become a pristine meat creature that can grow and heal" and when reminded that disease & death exist they're like "no i would be the epic flawless organic lifeform that i just imagined"

Try rick riordan

bold of you to assume i haven't read most of his books. i literally have adhd.

It seems like there’s more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say “I love you, bestie.” without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

Sometimes the rouge ai housed in an incomprehensible superstructure can be a kind of princess, how fortunate would you be then to be completely enveloped by her grace for many hundreds of miles