You Should Have Named Your Android "Andrew"
You should have named your android "Andrew"
I now wish so badly that I had thought of that myself, because that is very clever, but I am settled on his name as it is. Thanks for the input though.
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Things Said in The Sims Starter Pack
❝Why is there a dead body in my driveway?❞ ❝No. Stop having a mental breakdown and do your homework!❞ ❝Look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd.❞ ❝Oh wow, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now.❞ ❝S/He's built like a stink bug.❞ ❝It isn't all bad. At least you can bend your elbows in really cool ways. That's neat.❞ ❝Get out of my house. Who even are you?❞ ❝Oh, God it's kind of creepy to see it going around the house. What's it doing? Oh my God it got in the dog house! What's it doing in there?❞ ❝Now what's going on out there?❞ ❝I think I'm getting kidnapped?❞ ❝I needed that 500 dollars for my babies!❞ ❝This one is dead just like your hopes and dreams will be if you don't save these plants.❞ ❝No, you can't have your shitty friend over after school.❞ ❝Whine, whine, whine! You are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool.❞ ❝You will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me.❞ ❝It was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞ ❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME???❞ ❝Woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞ ❝I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad.❞ ❝Stop listening to music and just go to bed!❞ ❝I don’t even know what language this is.❞ ❝I leave a child alone for five seconds and the whole place is on fire!❞ ❝Don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn.❞ ❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it.❞ ❝Aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the hell.❞ ❝Oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞ ❝Don’t put your baby on the floor!❞
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time to ride.
i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here's what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back
My muse is suffering from war flashbacks. Send me “You’re safe here.” for my muse’s reaction.
Fallout Sentences
(Sentences from Fallout (2024-). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Get that jelly mould out of here!"
"Everyone knows who I am, but do they know who they are?"
"Maybe you should do what you do best - run and hide."
"I'm not letting anyone else get hurt on my behalf, okay?"
"Violence is merely a tool."
"What would you know about where I'm from?"
"Us cowpokes, we take it as it comes."
"You come from a world of rules and laws. This place is indifferent to all of that. I do not think you would be willing to do what it takes to survive here."
"The question is, will you still want the same things when you have become a different animal altogether?"
"I know that it can't have been easy for you, what with all the murder and dirt."
"I think this conversation would benefit from some actual ideas."
"You saved me!"
"How do you live like this?"
"Now, that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far."
"I come from a place where the world is what you make of it."
"Everyone wants to save the world. They just disagree on how."
"The things I'm willing to do for you never cease to amaze me."
"You might be the only one of my invites that actually showed up!"
"You smell good."
"That was weird, right?"
"Trust doesn't come easily to those of us with a guilty conscience."
"When it comes to leadership these days, dangerous is what they call a prerequisite."
"Somebody's got to step up and bring some order around here."
"In my experience, the apple tends not to fall too far from the tree. Is that true in your case?"
"There's always some new little faction, isn't there?"
"Hypocrisy is like violence in the movies; if you only let the bad guys use it, the bad guys win."
"Our test subjects were less compliant than we anticipated."
"Your ignorance cannot excuse your cruelty."
"Such a display of loyalty! You don't see that much anymore."
"The future of humanity comes down to one word: management."
"What? No! When you put it like that, it sounds downright morally questionable!"
"War? War never changes."
"You see what this place does to people?"
"Maybe you can stop them, maybe you can't. Maybe all you can do is try."
"Anger is better than despair, Captain." It may not exactly be the most comforting, but it was the only word of advice that he could offer in this situation. It was a human choice that had to be made. He began to look around the ship for what he could find to perhaps do some repairs. A lot had been pulled out of the ship, probably floated far off by now, but there were a lot of panels he could remove to try to repair the hole at the very least. It would expose some wiring and the like but that was something that would not be an immediate problem. Nobody would be fumbling around back here anyways and that hole needed sealing. He moved off in search of any crates that might have been tied down to strip of their metal siding and the torch so he could get to welding... and perhaps he could weld the vents shut while he was at it. Keep them trapped inside as long as possible. Fortunately the torch was locked up safe. If they had lost that their situation would have been far worse than it was now.
"I can't make that decision for you, Captain." He didn't know what the best choice for them would be. He only knew that they needed to exercise extreme caution due to the creature being pregnant and more than likely laying eggs in those vents.
It was quite intelligent to his knowledge and he was certain that it had managed to find a way to survive. Nothing was more important than offspring to any species and it would do whatever it took to persevere them. He supposed that they may be able to contact the UC and have precautions put in place to land in quarantine, because the UC wanted the creature and they wanted it badly. For what he did not know, but he feared it may not be good. And a pregnant creature at that? He didn't think that there were any truly good answers here. "The UC would undoubtedly sell an arm and a leg to get that creature. Perhaps you ought to contact them for aid."
