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❝Why is there a dead body in my driveway?❞ ❝No. Stop having a mental breakdown and do your homework!❞ ❝Look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd.❞ ❝Oh wow, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now.❞ ❝S/He's built like a stink bug.❞ ❝It isn't all bad. At least you can bend your elbows in really cool ways. That's neat.❞ ❝Get out of my house. Who even are you?❞ ❝Oh, God it's kind of creepy to see it going around the house. What's it doing? Oh my God it got in the dog house! What's it doing in there?❞ ❝Now what's going on out there?❞ ❝I think I'm getting kidnapped?❞ ❝I needed that 500 dollars for my babies!❞ ❝This one is dead just like your hopes and dreams will be if you don't save these plants.❞ ❝No, you can't have your shitty friend over after school.❞ ❝Whine, whine, whine! You are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool.❞ ❝You will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me.❞ ❝It was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞ ❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME???❞ ❝Woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞ ❝I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad.❞ ❝Stop listening to music and just go to bed!❞ ❝I don’t even know what language this is.❞ ❝I leave a child alone for five seconds and the whole place is on fire!❞ ❝Don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn.❞ ❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it.❞ ❝Aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the hell.❞ ❝Oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞ ❝Don’t put your baby on the floor!❞