Send 😘 For My Muse To Use A Bad Pickup Line On Yours

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2 months ago

Send [ APPROVAL ] + (a decision that your muse is making), and I'll tell you whether the action GAINS approval from my muse, LOSES approval from my muse, or if approval is left UNCHANGED. ♡

6 months ago

OUTLANDER SENTENCE STARTERS

No, I said I won’t have you dying for nothing. 

I won’t be. I’ll be dying with you.

Look, you told me that you could never get close to your mother, that she lived in another world. Well, maybe she’s trying to show you that world.

It’s not important if I believe it. She believes it. I’m just saying, we need to keep an open mind.

Only two people know what the truth really is, and one of them is dead. Too bad it wasn’t you.

Can I ask you something? How do you do it? Finally say goodbye to that one person you loved most in all the world?

Truth is, I’ve never been very good at saying goodbye.

But that’s the hell of it, isn’t it? Whether you want to say goodbye or not, they’re gone and you have to go on living without them. Because that’s what they would want.

Well then maybe we’ll all get to watch her slam her head into a five ton slab of granite.

May he have mercy on us all.

What kind of god creates a world where monsters thrive and beauty and purity is rewarded with poverty and death?

The same kind of god who also offers an opportunity for redemption.

I’ve been dying for years. It’s a wearisome process. I welcome its conclusion.

It’s like you read my mind.

I kept my word. I lay my vengeance at your feet.

I must say, this is a damned inconvenient time to be conciliatory.

Why did you pretend not to recognize me? I was afraid you would just blurt out my real name.

I know what you did. You championed me and exiled me both at the same time.

What am I to do with such a bloodthirsty barbarian?

Is your thirst for slaughter not quenched yet?

Surely there’s another woman you could have kiss you goodbye?

Fortune drops out of the sky and onto our doorstep. Convenient, is it not? 

Why should we waste time with all this Shiite?

It’s been horrible. He forced me to mend his socks and to fetch his meals.

I think I know a wee bit more about this than you do.

So, will I be allowed to join you at dinner tonight?

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

We may have to rethink our decision not to lie to one another.

And you, witch who sucks the cock of the devil. I’ll see you in hell.

You’re not what I ordered. But, you’ll do.

You should have trusted me with that knowledge from the beginning.

Every now and then it is OK for you to lie to me, you know, just to put my mind at ease.

Aye. I’ll remember that for the next time.

I’ve been thinking. Remember you said I owe you a life because you saved mine? Well, I saved yours as well at least as often. Seems to me we’re even.

Ashamed. Like I’m a different person now, and I’ll never be the same.

So you had to start yourself up with a whore before you could stand to be with me?

This is wonderful news. Why did you wait until now to tell me?

The way I see it, we’re doing a bad thing for a good reason.

Isn’t that what all bad people say?

Well, I am an unusual lady. At least I used to be.

Told you that dress would bring us grief.

How can you save a man that doesn’t want saving?

I lie here feeling I will die without your touch, but when we do touch, I want to vomit with shame.

If you take away the one last thing that makes sense to me, then I will die with you, right here now.

You think I cannot control the darkness I inhabit? One way or another, I will get a response from you.

Love forces a person to choose. You do things you never imagined you could do before.

Go get the shovel.

You might want to remember who has the pistol.

It looks like I’m going to a fucking barbecue.

I want you ____. I want you so much I can scarcely breathe. Will you have me?

You are my home now, ____. 

It’s often something like this. But, no, this is unusual. It’s different.

Take off your shirt. I want to look at you.

I’ll never forget when I came out of the church and saw you for the first time, It was as if I stepped outside on a cloudy day and suddenly the sun came out.

Doesn’t it bother you that I’m not a virgin?

You control your nerves. Your nerves do not control you.

It doesn’t matter where you come from. You’re here.

Sometimes I wonder what I did to make the devil punish me like this. 

9 months ago
It Makes Me Feel Like I’m Finally Living .

It makes me feel like I’m finally living .

8 months ago

If I follow you:

It means I like your writing

It means I like your muse

It means I would like to write with you

It means I like the potential between our muses

It means I would like to talk to you

It means you can at any point IM me

It means you can at any point interact with me

It means I think you’re an awesome person

4 months ago

I love chill roleplay partners that don’t mind when you go mia for a while and totally understand that some weeks you’re just busy and some days you’re not even busy you just don’t want to deal with the world in general/don’t want to do a thing and who don’t think that just bc you haven’t talked in a week or two that means the plot is dead and who don’t need to be in daily contact with you to enjoy writing/talking/plotting with you and I love that when we finally have so time time to talk/rp we just pick up right where we left off and it’s never weird or awkward God bless u guys

10 months ago
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1 month ago
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6 months ago

𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of very indulgent tropes I love! Feel free to elaborate and add context when sending one of the prompts.)

𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a Collection

Send a prompt for me to write the following:

[FAKE DATING] a starter where our muses pretend to date

[WARMTH] a starter where our muses need to cuddle for warmth

[ONE BED] a starter where our muses have to share the same bed

[REINCARNATION] a starter where our muses were lovers in a past life

[ARRANGED MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses have an arranged marriage

[ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses wake up to find out they got married the night before

[AMNESIA] a starter where my muse has lost all of their memories and doesn't remember your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[TIME TRAVEL] a starter where my muse time travels to another time and meets your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[ENEMIES TO LOVERS] a starter where our muses, who used to be enemies, start developing feelings for each other

[LOVERS TO ENEMIES] a starter where our muses, who used to be lovers, become enemies

[SECRET RELATIONSHIP] a starter where our muses must hide their relationship

[MUTUAL PINING] a starter where both our muses have a crush on each other, but don't know it's mutual

[BACK TOGETHER] a starter where our muses, who broke up some time ago, meet each other again and realize they still have feelings for each other

[LOVE TRIANGLE] a starter where our muses are in the middle of a love triangle

[RELUCTANT ALLIES] a starter where our muses, who do not get along (or are enemies), are forced to team up

[DOORSTEP] a starter where my muse shows up at your muse's doorstep because they didn't know where else to go (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[FOUND FAMILY] a starter where our muses come together to form a strong, platonic bond

[UNREQUITED] a starter where my muse has unrequited feelings for your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

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