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woke up to what can only be described as a race that did in fact happen

none of my comfort drivers are comforting and I want to fight the fia

atleast george won

Pierre your polycule is suffering

universe please take all of lando norris', yuki tsunoda's and ollie bearman's sufferings, quadruple it and give it to christian horner, zak brown and flavio briatore🙏

cant believe it took a crash to revive yukierre 💔

now, am I delusional? yes. am I running on 4 hours of sleep? also yes. but hear me out:

Max: known team mate killer (gasly, albon, perez, and now lawson(and danny ric but thats like half))

Now he's with yuki, second seat curse and all that but yuki isn't doing that badly (taking into account the few weeks he's had with it in comparison to lawson)

I think the car recognises yuki for what he is, a fellow team mate eater. (de vyres, danny ric (more than half this time), and almost lawson before he was sacrificed to lion den no. 1)

The curse subsides only for now, perhaps out of hope of what will come, hopes of what two destroyers can create together.

anyways yoints have really been making my week

when you're so overwhelmingly tired you plan an entire fanfic cuz you have such a specific interpretation that you need to see in writing otherwise you might explode

tier list for their go to drink (thought process under cut)

max — number 1 gin tonic lover

hulk — german. get that man a beer right now

fernando — only source of water is the ice melting in his whiskey

lewis — he owns and sponsors himself with a 0% brand

charles — ferrari.

yuki — christian horner, helmut marko, undrivable car

jack — constant replacement rumors

carlos — full time barista, part time f1 driver

ollie — british

george — british

pierre — posh

lando — would genuinely enjoy a juice box more than anything else on the list

kimi — still in school

isack — would take it as a "joke" (he wanted the juice box)

alex — whimsy

esteban — double the whimsy

oscar — neutral drink for a pretty neutral man

lance — water with huge ice cubes and a lemon slice

liam — forced to stop drinking rubbing alcohol

gabi — ice and a mini pink umbrella

am i the friend that’s too woke or am i not the only person that’s extremely uncomfortable with the use of the word “cult” being associated with fans of lewis and yuki (like CultLH and the newly-coined CultYT) and people shouldn’t be embracing it

like i get that white people think its funny to “reclaim” it from haters but i think the real question here is how come when the Drivers of Color have a lot of fans it means that its a cult following? Lewis, Checo, Yuki fans are accused of being cults because the fans are mostly POC and I don’t think enough people are thinking critically when it comes to POC being labeled as cultists.

formally requesting a yukierre podium after their crash. they deserve it. they need it. a marriage needs to be saved.

idk if this is a controversial take but I'm sick and tired of people saying 'Oh Danny ric should come back and replace *second driver at redbull*' 'Like this post and Daniel Richard will come back'

like most of it is light hearted but some people are getting a bit obsessed

if you had said that at any point before mid last year, I'd agree, or atleast understand where you're coming from.

but the amount of people who are set on the fact this man MUST be back in a car next season feels off to me.

like the joy and beauty of this sport have been tarnished for him, he has been sent through the ringer more times than anyone deserves these past couple years and he deserves to enjoy his life beyond the sport.

would I love to have him back? absolutely

but i think theres a point in which I find myself asking if its really the best thing for him him/something he wants.

it will always be something important to him, and I don't doubt he will stay maintain connections and an enjoyment but I don't think he would want to drive again, or atleast for now