I Think U Mean Daddy

Need to find me a nigga like this

i know that’s right🗣️🗣️

Nobody :

Me ignoring the "minors do not interact" "18+" "minors dni" warning signs in fanfics

I head to tumblr after I just finished watching a show or movie and look for fan fictions of my favorite characters

nothing, and i mean NOTHING, compares to joining a new fandom and reading through all the ____ x reader tags. it’s akin to opening gifts on christmas or recieving a package in the mail. actually, scratch that; it’s th equivalent of ascending to the heavens

I feel so called out. I only look up the actors when there character was just so good i need more of them.

Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in

Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them

It's an instinct now.

Therapist: Oh, you definitely have daddy issues

Me: no, I don't

Also, me hours later realizing all my favorite fictional characters are older man....

@b0on3r don't u agree?

Dawgs I swear I liked it and when I go look for it I can't find it

Me when I've already spend more than 30 minutes looking for a specific fanfic

Men* they just don't know that they're mine, ok we aren't at that stage yet.

Why did I not know about this!?!?!?!?

happy ides of March

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