I feel so called out. I only look up the actors when there character was just so good i need more of them.
Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in
Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them
It's an instinct now.
Side eye đ............ Look who talking
ghost putting his hand over your mouth as price eats your pussy
that is all x
I'm telling y'all that cupcake was on demon mode the whole movie. Williams scream was not as satisfying as I wanted it to be but It'll do.
Me before watching Fnaf: "I forgot everything about the lore."
Me while watching the move:
i wanna sit on his dick in that chair real bad
edit : 09/04 a fic has been posted
Nobody :
Me ignoring the "minors do not interact" "18+" "minors dni" warning signs in fanfics
My ring finger is looking a little empty..... It's not ok
Headcanons for Captain John Price and his VERY young housewife.
Mdni. Nsfw below cut.
Like unsure if youâve graduated university yet young. Like heâs gotta be 13 years your senior at minimum. And he eats that shit up. Loves the way people stare and whisper when he parades you around, massive hand planted just above your ass
Heâs like Simon in that he prefers you stay at home where he can keep you safe. Hires maids and housekeepers and cooks so your only responsibility is lounge and look pretty. Youâre his biggest trophy. Like a prize show cat. Keeping you groomed and pampered and happy. Purring into his hand the moment he comes home.
Lowkey gets so sour when you send the cook home for the day and make dinner yourself. Not that you arenât a fantastic cook, he just doesnât want you to lift a finger. Doesnât like the idea of you accidentally cutting yourself with a kitchen knife or burning yourself on a hot stove. Wants you to just be a trophy on his shelf.
Doesnât even like the idea of you showering by yourself. Gives you bubble baths so that he can be sure youâre perfectly preened because obviously heâs the only one that knows exactly how to take care of you.
LOOOOOVES that even though youâre so young you fit in perfectly with the other housewives in the neighborhood. Going to spin classes in the early morning, book club, brunch, shopping at the most expensive grocery stores.
Literally treats you like a pedigreed cat. Weekly manicures and pedicures that heâs put his card on file for. You just walk in and they know youâre Priceâs wife and that your appointments are prepaid.
And pre-tipped obvi. GENEROUS with his money when it comes to you. And thereâs probably a note under your profile that youâre to be paid careful attention. God forbid they accidentally graze your skin with the nail file and hurt his pretty kitty.
Facials and hair appointments biweekly that are the exact same way.
Your picture is posted at the gate of the base because all the guards are expected to know their chain of command and wave them in without question. He just loves that your status as his wife is enough to get you the VIP treatment you deserve.
His ultimate goal is to make you a young mom. Even though youâve only been married for a year and youâre like 22 heâs actually so pissed that youâre not bouncing a baby on your hip.
Bet he loves the idea of his kids getting bullied because their mom is hot.
Brings you around base for the sole purpose of showing off. Purposely leaves his lunch at home just so you come see him.
The first time you ever met the task force boys heâd asked you to bring something DUMB up. Like a water bottle or something. Who cares. You end up accidentally interrupting the meeting theyâre having and Price pulls you onto his lap before introducing you as his wife. Soap and Gaz are kicking each other under the table. Swear to god Gaz does that cartoon gulp. Soap looks like heâs about to explode.
Probably calls you his âold ladyâ but with the most disgustingly smug smirk on his face.
Btw if you even care youâre such a trophy to him and heâs so invested in his team that he wants to share you with the guys. Thereâs no âIâ in team. So confident in knowing that heâs the only one that can truly pamper you properly that he doesnât mind using you as leverage to get them to perform well.
Oh Soap did really well on the last mission? He can come to dinner with you guys. Price will dress you up nice and let Soap wrap his arm around your waist when you walk in. Then Price will invite him back for a nightcap and instruct you to drop down between his thighs. Coaching you through the process of palming him through his trousers, unzipping them, springing his cock free from his underwear, taking just the tip into your mouth. Being soooo nice about letting you take your time adjusting your throat. âItâs different, doll. I know. Being so good.â Until he finally snaps and fists the back of your hair, pushing you all the way down so that the room is echoing your lewd, wet gags and moans. He doesnât let Soap come in your mouth, though. Thatâs a luxury only he can afford.
And youâre soooooooo happy to do whatever John asks. He treats you so well. The least you can do is oblige his requests every once in a while. He asks so little of you. Plus no other cock compares to his. Even after getting fucked dumb by Ghost, drooling down your chin, you find it in you to look for him. Pupils blown-out, whining softly up to him. Weak and slurring âNeed you, daddy. Need you.â
That last part is only if you care tho. Iâm normal about it. Itâs fine.
Your man?? Mussi our man
My man fr
Sureeeeeer
tw: spit play
the urge to hold Coryos' jaw open, spit in his mouth and force him to swallow it while he's glaring at you with anger- shame of submitting like this but not doing anything because he likes it and he likes you
me trying not to smile from the fanfic i just read
Dawgs I swear I liked it and when I go look for it I can't find it
Character development bout to go crazy