I Feel So Called Out. I Only Look Up The Actors When There Character Was Just So Good I Need More Of

I feel so called out. I only look up the actors when there character was just so good i need more of them.

Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in

Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them

It's an instinct now.

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1 year ago

Side eye 👀............ Look who talking

ghost putting his hand over your mouth as price eats your pussy

that is all x

1 year ago

I'm telling y'all that cupcake was on demon mode the whole movie. Williams scream was not as satisfying as I wanted it to be but It'll do.

Me before watching Fnaf: "I forgot everything about the lore."

Me while watching the move:

Me Before Watching Fnaf: "I Forgot Everything About The Lore."
1 year ago

i wanna sit on his dick in that chair real bad

I Wanna Sit On His Dick In That Chair Real Bad
I Wanna Sit On His Dick In That Chair Real Bad
I Wanna Sit On His Dick In That Chair Real Bad

edit : 09/04 a fic has been posted

1 month ago

Nobody :

Me ignoring the "minors do not interact" "18+" "minors dni" warning signs in fanfics

Nobody :
1 year ago

My ring finger is looking a little empty..... It's not ok

Headcanons for Captain John Price and his VERY young housewife.

Mdni. Nsfw below cut.

Like unsure if you’ve graduated university yet young. Like he’s gotta be 13 years your senior at minimum. And he eats that shit up. Loves the way people stare and whisper when he parades you around, massive hand planted just above your ass

He’s like Simon in that he prefers you stay at home where he can keep you safe. Hires maids and housekeepers and cooks so your only responsibility is lounge and look pretty. You’re his biggest trophy. Like a prize show cat. Keeping you groomed and pampered and happy. Purring into his hand the moment he comes home.

Lowkey gets so sour when you send the cook home for the day and make dinner yourself. Not that you aren’t a fantastic cook, he just doesn’t want you to lift a finger. Doesn’t like the idea of you accidentally cutting yourself with a kitchen knife or burning yourself on a hot stove. Wants you to just be a trophy on his shelf.

Doesn’t even like the idea of you showering by yourself. Gives you bubble baths so that he can be sure you’re perfectly preened because obviously he’s the only one that knows exactly how to take care of you.

LOOOOOVES that even though you’re so young you fit in perfectly with the other housewives in the neighborhood. Going to spin classes in the early morning, book club, brunch, shopping at the most expensive grocery stores.

Literally treats you like a pedigreed cat. Weekly manicures and pedicures that he’s put his card on file for. You just walk in and they know you’re Price’s wife and that your appointments are prepaid.

And pre-tipped obvi. GENEROUS with his money when it comes to you. And there’s probably a note under your profile that you’re to be paid careful attention. God forbid they accidentally graze your skin with the nail file and hurt his pretty kitty.

Facials and hair appointments biweekly that are the exact same way.

Your picture is posted at the gate of the base because all the guards are expected to know their chain of command and wave them in without question. He just loves that your status as his wife is enough to get you the VIP treatment you deserve.

His ultimate goal is to make you a young mom. Even though you’ve only been married for a year and you’re like 22 he’s actually so pissed that you’re not bouncing a baby on your hip.

Bet he loves the idea of his kids getting bullied because their mom is hot.

Brings you around base for the sole purpose of showing off. Purposely leaves his lunch at home just so you come see him.

The first time you ever met the task force boys he’d asked you to bring something DUMB up. Like a water bottle or something. Who cares. You end up accidentally interrupting the meeting they’re having and Price pulls you onto his lap before introducing you as his wife. Soap and Gaz are kicking each other under the table. Swear to god Gaz does that cartoon gulp. Soap looks like he’s about to explode.

Probably calls you his ‘old lady’ but with the most disgustingly smug smirk on his face.

Btw if you even care you’re such a trophy to him and he’s so invested in his team that he wants to share you with the guys. There’s no ‘I’ in team. So confident in knowing that he’s the only one that can truly pamper you properly that he doesn’t mind using you as leverage to get them to perform well.

Oh Soap did really well on the last mission? He can come to dinner with you guys. Price will dress you up nice and let Soap wrap his arm around your waist when you walk in. Then Price will invite him back for a nightcap and instruct you to drop down between his thighs. Coaching you through the process of palming him through his trousers, unzipping them, springing his cock free from his underwear, taking just the tip into your mouth. Being soooo nice about letting you take your time adjusting your throat. “It’s different, doll. I know. Being so good.” Until he finally snaps and fists the back of your hair, pushing you all the way down so that the room is echoing your lewd, wet gags and moans. He doesn’t let Soap come in your mouth, though. That’s a luxury only he can afford.

And you’re soooooooo happy to do whatever John asks. He treats you so well. The least you can do is oblige his requests every once in a while. He asks so little of you. Plus no other cock compares to his. Even after getting fucked dumb by Ghost, drooling down your chin, you find it in you to look for him. Pupils blown-out, whining softly up to him. Weak and slurring “Need you, daddy. Need you.”

That last part is only if you care tho. I’m normal about it. It’s fine.

11 months ago

Your man?? Mussi our man

My Man Fr

My man fr

1 year ago
Sureeeeeer

Sureeeeeer

tw: spit play

the urge to hold Coryos' jaw open, spit in his mouth and force him to swallow it while he's glaring at you with anger- shame of submitting like this but not doing anything because he likes it and he likes you

1 year ago

me trying not to smile from the fanfic i just read

Me Trying Not To Smile From The Fanfic I Just Read
1 year ago

Dawgs I swear I liked it and when I go look for it I can't find it

Me when I've already spend more than 30 minutes looking for a specific fanfic

Me When I've Already Spend More Than 30 Minutes Looking For A Specific Fanfic
1 year ago

Character development bout to go crazy

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