World Hard And Cold... Farcille Soft And Warm

More often than not, tea is the answer. If tea is not the answer, try another kind of tea.

be patient with yourself. try having a cup of tea.

Save some for those of us beyond the gender binary!

OMG I FOUND IT HERE

It’s shit like this that plunges me back in the depths of post-series depression.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

I was honestly surprised to see that Issue 3 was on the ballot! I thought they had taken it off, but I guess they changed their minds. Good thing I researched it a bit 2 or 3 years ago I guess!

patty newby would vote for harris and so should you. if you haven’t already vote correctly tomorrow. (and if you happen to be a fellow arkansan, vote to expand medical marijuana access 😭🙏) tomorrow will change the course of history one way or another and we need to make sure it’s the right way

Yes!

And stretch marks on stomachs

On thighs

Shoulders and necks

And on sides

Just… stretch marks, to see how far you’ve come

There is beauty in the changes of years long gone

Like Theseus’ ship, every cell gets replaced

But your body remembers, and in that there’s grace

stretch marks on breasts reblog if you agree

I just want them together so bad

No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience

you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:

her: "omg hi" *hugs*

me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST

My first soundtrack album, Oh Boy! is out now! It is for a disco version of Hamlet (seriously) and I drew inspiration from ELO, David Bowie, Abba, of Montreal, Late of the Pier, Rod Stewart (yes), Bee Gees, Kate Bush and even a little Eno, Nine Inch Nails and Philip Glass (half the album is instrumental score and it's the weird half).

(If you don't wanna hear some out there instrumental score skip to track 2 😅💖)

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Once I would’ve thought that 50 years was a tragically short lifespan, but now, after 19 years on this earth, it seems like enough

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too