Dark as a father figure. GO!
Tws: None
-Literally has no idea what hes doing, like he was just created, and yeah they have younger egos but none that needed a parent
-Its really funny because even though hes a dad, he still wears his suit and looks super proper, and its even funnier if he gets like sillystring bombed and hes just sitting there absolutely stoic face bc the other egos are there
-Absolutely soft whenever you two are alone, will even read you bed time stories if you want them
-He loves to hear about your day, he will sit there quietly for hours just to hear you speak or rant about your day, he loves you to the ends of the earth
-100% shotgun daddy, will literally kill your boyfriend if they hurt you, or send Anti to do it
-If your crying he will sit there awkwardly for awhile before hugging you and rubbing your back, eventually he will put on your favorite movie and wrap you up like a burrito in blankets
-Will take you out of school for the littlest of things, he hates you being in school, not because of the education, but becsuse he cant protect you there, so hr will take you out of school and go to the library and either school you there or have a little daddy daughter/son/child date thingy
-God help any child who bullies you, actually, scratch that, even god will run away in fear from this man if you are being bullied. He will literally plauge their nightmares and give them hallucinations of their worst fears for w e e k s
please tell me.
I will do;
-Eddie Munson
-Steve Harrington
-Robin Buckley
-Antisepticeye
-Darkiplier
-Wilford
-JJ
-Chase
-Dr.Schneep
-Marvin
-Markiplier
-Jacksepticeye
-The Host
-Dr.Iplier
I will not do;
-R@Pe
-NSFW (like smut)
-Pregnancy
-Abuse from the S/O (like Dark, Anti, ect) but I will do comfort
My favorite fics to write;
-Comfort fics
-Fluff fics
-Hurt/Comfort
-Hurt/Comfort Platonic Adult X Child (like parental)
-Specify in your ask if you want headcanons, a short imagine, or a oneshot pretty please! If not ill just- do whichever one I think fits-
Sleepless chicken noodle soup
Catastrophize Benedictine
Trust me- LMFAO our dms are like 75% filled with us talking about whatevers causing us brainrot, and the other like 25% is us talking about oneshot idea BASED on brainrot PFFF
Yall if anyone were to talk to @leighsartworks216 their like 5% Agressive Love and Valdiation 45% Brainrot and 50% Chaos- LMFAO
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