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Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

Requests Open

I will do;

-Eddie Munson

-Steve Harrington

-Robin Buckley

-Antisepticeye

-Darkiplier

-Wilford

-JJ

-Chase

-Dr.Schneep

-Marvin

-Markiplier

-Jacksepticeye

-The Host

-Dr.Iplier

-Google

I will not do;

-R@Pe

-NSFW (like smut)

-Pregnancy

-Abuse from the S/O (like Dark, Anti, ect) but I will do comfort

My favorite fics to write;

-Comfort fics

-Fluff fics

-Hurt/Comfort

-Hurt/Comfort Platonic Adult X Child (like parental)

-Specify in your ask if you want headcanons, a short imagine, or a oneshot pretty please! If not ill just- do whichever one I think fits-

Masterlist

As an autistic person I do not identify with the “autism creature” meme. I am an autism monstrosity, I am an autism beast, I am even an autism horror.

Yall if anyone were to talk to @leighsartworks216 their like 5% Agressive Love and Valdiation 45% Brainrot and 50% Chaos- LMFAO

Dark as a father figure. GO!

Darkiplier As Father (HC's)

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Tws: None

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-Literally has no idea what hes doing, like he was just created, and yeah they have younger egos but none that needed a parent

-Its really funny because even though hes a dad, he still wears his suit and looks super proper, and its even funnier if he gets like sillystring bombed and hes just sitting there absolutely stoic face bc the other egos are there

-Absolutely soft whenever you two are alone, will even read you bed time stories if you want them

-He loves to hear about your day, he will sit there quietly for hours just to hear you speak or rant about your day, he loves you to the ends of the earth

-100% shotgun daddy, will literally kill your boyfriend if they hurt you, or send Anti to do it

-If your crying he will sit there awkwardly for awhile before hugging you and rubbing your back, eventually he will put on your favorite movie and wrap you up like a burrito in blankets

-Will take you out of school for the littlest of things, he hates you being in school, not because of the education, but becsuse he cant protect you there, so hr will take you out of school and go to the library and either school you there or have a little daddy daughter/son/child date thingy

-God help any child who bullies you, actually, scratch that, even god will run away in fear from this man if you are being bullied. He will literally plauge their nightmares and give them hallucinations of their worst fears for w e e k s

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

no bc this is something I would do

Toby: Why doesn’t Y/n find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Jeff: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Toby: [bites lip]

Jeff:

Jeff: Have you considered biting your bottom lip…?