Hate Executive Dysfunction Because It Leaves Me Sitting Here Knowing That I Need To Get Up And Do Something

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Darkiplier With A Cat

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Dark sighed softly as he ran his hands through his hair, breaking up any tangles that he felt. "Today has been a long day" He grumbled to himself and decided to retreat to his office. The place he practically spent any extra time he had in. Right before he went to open the door he felt something rub on his leg and he groaned before looking down. "Go away you stupid cat" He muttered angerly before opening his office door and shutting it quickly so that the cat could not get in.

He didn't have time for the cat today, or so he thought. He began to work into the papers dilligently trying to ignore the loud meowing and scratching at the door. Finally after about 10 minuites it had gotten on his nerves enough that he slammed his papers down and stormed over to the door. He jerked it open and the cat stretched real big before coming insids, as if Dark's anger didn't effect it one bit. "Smug cat..." He grumbled before slamming his office door and going and sitting down.

As he sat down the cat tried to jump on his lap and he pushed him off not wanting to be bothered any further. Everytime he would push the cat off it would just jump back on. He groaned and glared at the black cat before finally just giving up. It began to purr and for some reason that made Dark... less angry? He wasnt sure. He began to work away at the papers and then subconciously had moved one of his hands to pet the cat.

Technically it was nobodies cat but it just sort of... lived here with them. The others had taken to naming it biscut but he thought it was a stupid name and instead called it shadow, due to it being black. Not that anyone else knew it though, everyone else thought he hated it. I mean yeah, he did... but not as much as everyone thought.

He began to feel drowsy as he pet the cat more and more and eventually leaned his head down, no longer focusing on the papers infront of him. Finally he drifted off to sleep with the fire crackling at the fire place, and the cat purring happily in his lap.

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The others peaked in and saw the cat laying on Darks back, beginning to whisper. "Should we take a picture and frame it?" Wilford had whispered with a grin, sort of wanting to prank their boss. They all knew Dark was soft he just never showed it.

It was actually quite a surprise when they had opened the door and the great Dark... was asleep on his desk... with a cat on his back. No one ever thought that one, Dark would sleep at his desk, and Two that he would be letting a CAT of all things in his office. It was kinda cute.

As they watched Dark begin to stir, Wilford took a picture and ran just like the rest of them. Then all the sudden a shout was heard "WILFORD!!! GET BACK HERE!!!" by Dark who had awoken to see Wilford take a picture. He was running for his life-

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