It Be Wandered

Wait for his glow up guys /silly

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

The myth of the fifth sun resumed in two pics, haha. I hope you like, and I hope the reference is noticeable enough 🤭

YES. I LOVE ANATOMY HEADCANONS

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PROJECT WHYYYY

>be me

>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world

>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that

>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home

>she says its nothing when i ask

>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca

>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now

>spite drought.jpeg

>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it

>rain of fire.jpeg

>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one

>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world

>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend

>it's tezcatlipoca

Kind of weird stretch but shields and decapitation

Athena’s shield with the beheaded Medusa

Huitzilopochtli’s sister quarrel (here comes the stretch) and how dead warriors had to peek behind their shields to enter Ilhuuicatl-Tonatiuh. Also just being a warrior god and having a hummingbird feather shield idk it’s seven in the morning

If I had a nickel for every war deity, born as an full adult with armor, patrons of the most important cities, who have a bird as a sacred animal and have siblings who are constantly humiliated by them.

I'd two nickels, wich isn't a lot but it's weird that it happend twice

These two are besties now

Sometimes the things I say while explaining mythology sound weird out of context. I was talking about the creation of bats and i genuinely said “well it started when Quetzalcoatl was straight jorkin it”

OH MY GOD YEYSYEYSYSYSY

I cannot believe that I totally forgot to post the new kittens. These cuties are 5 weeks old, there are 3 girls and 2 boys. The last litter I named after Ancient Egyptian Gods and Goddesses. This time when naming them, I have decided to go with Aztec Gods and Goddesses.

this is us attacking you

Hi :3

AAAAAAAAAAAH AGGHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BLAST

It’s definitely a learning process! When I first started I HATED it. Turns out I just hated using a stylus lmao (yes I’m a finger user fight me)

I writhe in jealousy over digital artists for they can do what I cannot

YOOOYOOOO YOOOOO

ECHOES OF TIME...