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going to just say that... i hate being told things unless it's from @the-adhd-sorcerer ... and sometimes i don't like it from her either, i heavily prefer the ability to choose to do it (which i can still do when told, but there could be consequences... which i also kinda hate), if it's a request odds are i'll do it for her (still a higher chance i won't for anyone else) unless it crosses some form of boundary i have.
although i'm still interested in getting clicker trained (not as a command thing more so either an attention grabber or a "stim toy" for her to "stimulate" me with).
Do you hate being told things?
Read this fic. Just, read it. There isn't enough Rem lives fics, this needs to be appreciated
Survivor's Guilt Chapter 20
Hooray! My chapter posted JUST before Ao3 went down last night. I checked to see if Ao3 was up and already had a comment! Someone was "Waiting all day for Ao3 to come back" JUST to read my fic! I'm touched!
I was crying while doing paintovering 2 times already.
Soon you might get why
What???(same)
dude i am wrist deep in toilet water rn no joke reading ao3 cuz im fucking bored i hate this era
Guys, why do I always get into fandoms that have almost no one in them.
I’m hyperfixating on Uzumaki so hard I’m making a SONG about it.
With LYRICS.
From the POV of THIS MAN:
I NEED HIM SO BAD. MY GF SAID HE LOOKS “OKAY” AND I WAS FLABBERGASTED.
Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?
You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.
The Beyonder rant of sorts
Honestly I’m think what if The Beyonder was some sort of subspecies to The Watchers, sort of like a high rank legionnaires or something in case they don’t have enough time to gather information from planets beyond their reach. Also I feel really bad for The Beyonder for some reason, Lunella literally snapped at him, I get it, he’s kind of a sick at times and his wiki page literally says he’s a trickster. But Lunella feels bad for snapping at him, I think she genuinely wants to be friends with him since S2 EP1 since they had bonding time..ngl he pulls off braids really well.
You know, this is actually an interesting train of thought. Could even make for an interesting book, maybe.
enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting
I have mentioned in my previous post how everyone related to the biological bat family is Jewish, but I need to talk a moment about Damian Wayne's aunts.
Because this boy has 5 Jewish aunts. And not just from Bruce's side.
Let's review them, alright?
1. One of the most famous out of them, Kate Kane aka Batwoman. The Jewish icon and Bruce's cousin. (Once removed or-something still counts!)
2. Beth Kane or Red Alice, Kate's twin. She's his aunt as well, the same as Kate.
3. Bette Kane, aka flamebird, another cousin of Bruce. Also shares the same Jewish blood.
Just wait, now is the more interesting part I've been waiting for:
4. Nyssa Raatco. (Very different from the Arrowverse version).
Talia's older sister. Daughter of Ra's Al Ghul and her Jewish mom. A badass Jewish Arab assassin, and one of my favorite Jewish aunts of Damian.
And the last one might be more controversial, because I know she's *technically* not family but still
Harey Quinn is the 5 Jewish aunt of Damian I'LL DIE DEFENDING IT.
My source?
AUNTIE QUINN!?!!
DC fans don't get mad at me I know Harley is not batfamily I just think she's an aunt figure to Damian. She's not part of the whole batfam, she's his aunt exclusively. She's Damian's fifth Jewish aunt fight me.
Yap I'll see myself out 🚪←🏃
guys I think this whole "I love sevika she's my wife and want to kiss her from head to toe until she smacks the soul outta me" thing is not a joke for me anymore like I NEED her
I had an epiphany last week and I need to share this:
Psst
No on tell @messymoonmad at all but-
A little Poseidon design
Might change it later
Bye~
What if we get an “I love you” from Sam in his cameo for thunderbolts???
I will die on the hill that he is in that movie, idc. I’m sat for his little minutes of screen time.
But like what if he ways I love you back? Guys what if we have both of them saying I love you to eachother? Guys what if Sam says I love you? WHAT DO WE DO THEN. GUYS WHAT IF-
I got struck with the realization that I'm a writer. I am a fan of almost any cringe fanfic trope. I like silly headcanons. That means,,,, I can do whatever I want,,,,hehehehehehehe
Cyperus Serrif
It is only fair that I get to show off my headcanons for the skeleton that was my favorite character from the beginning. OG Papyrus
- Official height is 6'5
- He/Him
- Pansexual
- Has the most control of his magic and will adjust to match his opponent.
- An excellent cook for everything except pasta, it's why he's hyperfixating on getting it right
- Likes puns but thinks there has to be tact
- Hard worker, overachiever, kindhearted, empathetic, optimistic, cheerful, confident, sassy, impulsive, loud, stubborn, blunt, and charming
- Pacifist
- No pet preference, but has beef with the white dog that terrorizes him
- Does not curse often but will
- Magic smells like citrus, magic tastes like sugar cookie
- loves high fives
- Bear hugs all around
- Will remember everything someone tells him and uses it to his advantage
- Takes on emotional and physical burdens from others and gets burned out because of it. Wants to make everyone happy
- Takes care of himself physically, but struggles to do it emotionally. Hides it from others of course, but sometimes it's hard to hide from yourself
- Cries frequently if he's sentimental and not afraid to show it. Goodbyes, shows, etc. He only is practically silent if he's genuinely upset
- Would call his lover "Sunshine"
- Admires Vanilla and encourages Vanilla to rely on him
- He was the one to come up with the idea of using different names for everyone when the AU's clashed
- Unintentionally brutal when insulting someone, he also can make someone's jaw drop if he comments on something
- Hyperfixates on making good puzzles, it's a special interest of his
- The "Date" in Undertale was actually just him doing a playdate with Frisk. I think he would be good with kids, and he gets to get this little human to smile and befriend him and his brother. It would explain why he is so cartoonishly crazy about it, and why at the end he only wants to be friends
- He would call you all the time, face times, texts, all of it. He has so much to say and loves speaking, loves talking to you. You haven't grown tired of him? Well, because you haven't, he's secretly so happy to know that
- Admires Undyne and feels that he's not allowed in the royal guard due to something he's doing wrong
- Mettaton is his celebrity crush, but he'd never date him if they ever met. The "celebrity life is just not for him. His only true love is himself..."
- He is good artist who makes hero comics as a hobby, I think that because he has so many figurines he'd practice drawing since it's clear they're good poses and he's friends with Undyne. Clearly, comics and manga go with anime
- Cries in his closet when underground. In the game, he comments there are no skeletons in his closet, except him sometimes. I think this shows that it's a good place for him to cry without getting caught since it's a private spot
- Will make grand entrances often, including jumping through windows or throwing his hand out in a grand gesture before announcing himself
- Owns a red car, a sleek fancy one that he had to work to get a driver's license for. Otherwise, he would've crashed it
- Loves to try different styles above ground, since he didn't have many options Underground where most monsters don't even need clothes!
- Will carry Vanilla around and refuses to let anyone else do it because they "do it wrong."
- His favorite food is dinosaur oatmeal
- side eyes his friends, the others pets, even strangers, often. It's a silent judgment and he's super cartoonish or slick about it
- Doesn't remember Gaster except sometimes in his dreams
- He doesn't have anyone that outright dislikes him. for some they don't care for him, or even mock him, but no one dislikes him or even goes so far as to HATE him
- Is quite lonely, when the others arrived it was what he considers a gift
- Intimate, platonic relationships mean a lot to him
- He is in truth not as judgemental as he can come across, trying his hardest to be open minded about serious topics. Otherwise, expect him to call the old man at the grocery store and old prune for taking the last of the noodle brand he uses
- He doesn't believe that there is such a thing as "Evil" per say, or at least anyone being fully capable of being evil. It's one of the reasons he actually gets along with Flowey, who he doesn't know is also a kid and just naturally is able to be kind and patient enough for him
- He's self reflective, and a lot more intelligent than some people give him credit for. His theatrics do not deter him from being serious and deeply considerate when times matter
- He has never flattered someone out of manners, and so you can expect him to really mean it when he compliments you
- He has such control of his magic that he can bring you down to one HP, that's something that requires patience but he's capable of it
- He does gaming rarely, it's only something he does with family or if it's a puzzle game, opening his mind to fun things
- Rubic cubes are a thing of the past for him, he understands patterns and he can solve them way too quickly. Vanilla actually taught him when he was younger
- He acts more "motherly" when the other versions arrive, he has a desire to take care of others as a result
- He will gossip and even talk shit when it comes to shows, don't even get him started on it. The moment his TV show comes on, he's entirely wrapped up and invested. Just wait until reality TV gets discovered by him
- He's hard to anger, but frustration comes to him easily. He'll be frustrated at his failures, and he suppresses it until alone. Anger, however, isn't often a problem for him. You'd have to push him, and only then does he truly become something else. He doesn't like that version of himself though
- Very touch oriented and an active soul, he likes to work out and get up stupid early
- Sleep? HAH, not for this workaholic! There's so much to do!
- Wouldn't hesitate to be supportive of others, throwing out all the things you need with pom poms and everything
- Was it always this hard to get noticed by his brother? Sure, he's super supportive and present. But doesn't he see that his distance hurts? He actually is acutely aware of how much Vanilla hides himself away, and he wishes he got to be there for him the same way Vanilla is there for him
Closing Notes:
I actually thought that he was the best brother out of the two there are, I owned so much stuff such as a beanie, a hoodie, a poster, and all that jazz when I first got into Undertale. I sadly gave that stuff up after I just dealt with a very unhealthy friendship, since we bonded over it. Years later I got back into it though, and learned to appreciate Sanses all around. Papyrus will always be my #1 bbg though
Absolutely obsessed with this tweet
