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1 year ago

So I went thrifting today with a friend, we went to two different places.

So I Went Thrifting Today With A Friend, We Went To Two Different Places.

The comics are the first two of the miniseries Batman the cult which is from 1988. The Batman and Robin Redbird is either from 1996 or 1997. The hot wheels is based off the original animated Batman series but is from 2021. I got everything for around 22 American dollars.


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2 years ago

Dick Grayson and I are the same people but in different universes.

The only difference between us is that if the Joker killed my brother, I would kill him and then just not allow him to get back up again.

Batman revived him? Guess I just have to kill him again. And again. And again.

Idk about him but I'm built different.


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9 months ago
More BatMimikyu With Suits.
More BatMimikyu With Suits.

More BatMimikyu with suits.

Man-Bat from “Justice League: Gods and Monsters

Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Lord Batman from “Justice League 2003”

Arctic Batman from “The Batman 2004”

Super-Batman from “Batman: The Brave and the Bold

“SuperBat” from Batman/Superman: Worlds Finest #4

Kryptonite Batman from “Superman/Batman #23”

Fairy Batman from”Lego Batman: Movie”

Rainbow Batman from “Batman: The Brave and the Bold

So, what’s your favorite Batman? 😉


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9 months ago
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.
More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu With Wings.

More Cat!BatBlob & BatMimikyu with wings.

BatMimikyu keeps the eggs warm until the hatch will soon.

Batman was injured badly, he turns into a Cat!BatBlob. His soul separated from the injured body. His friends tried to find a way to change him back.

BatMimikyu with Fluffy for @lovesick-joey

Pink BatMimikyu for @kiunlo

I hope you like it. 😉


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1 year ago
The Batman Adventures Holiday Special - ‘white Christmas’ By Paul Dini & Glen Murakami
The Batman Adventures Holiday Special - ‘white Christmas’ By Paul Dini & Glen Murakami

the batman adventures holiday special - ‘white christmas’ by paul dini & glen murakami


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1 year ago

…AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CRIED WHEN BRUCE FINDS ALFRED “DEAD”

…AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CRIED WHEN BRUCE FINDS ALFRED “DEAD”

...I READED THIS WHILE LISTENING TO “THINGS TO DO” BY ALEX G....


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1 year ago

WE NEED MORE LIKE THIS WITH BRUCE WAYNE AND DICK GRAYSON…

WE NEED MORE LIKE THIS WITH BRUCE WAYNE AND DICK GRAYSON…

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3 weeks ago

Y cuando aparecen unos supuestos Batwoman y Batwing, ve resandole a los dioses hasta que... ves a un perro, no, dos perros con mascaras y capas identicas a las de Batman a su medida...

CARAJO

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.


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3 months ago

The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.

We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.


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Long time headcanon of mine:

During the super sons era Damian turned Jon vegetarian. He lectured Jon the farm boy that he is that he's eating his animal friends and terrify Jon.

"What do you mean I'm eating a cow?! I have a cow in my family farm I know😭"

"Yeah by eating that stake you're eating your Nancy! And also Batcow!"

Damian would definitely use Jon's big heart and his shared love for animals to get him stop eating meat (good for him!).


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A question that doesn't leave my head-

In Lazarus Planet Dark Fate Xanthe mentioned that Cass is the only bat in this side of town, "this" referring to Chinatown.

A Question That Doesn't Leave My Head-

Did the Batfamily when dividing Gotham who-covers-what while patrolling just gave Cass Chinatown because she is Asian? Or did Cass chose it herself?

Not an Asian person here, but this is from what I know about Cass.

She didn't really grow up connected to her heritage and her people, I don't believe David, her white father, taught her anything about her heritage. So she might not feel that connected this place and her people. And she was only handed this part of town.

It makes sense to have an organized division of Gotham to cover for patrols where everyone is assigned their own part of town to cover. I can see it happening.

And I can see her choosing this place herself because looking at people who looks like her makes her feel belong, she chose this place herself to go away a little from everyone.

I'm just guessing.

I feel it would be funny if she was just assigned Chinatown because she's Asian, Bruce having no sensitivity about this type of thing and is just naively blunt, but I prefer the second explanation in story terms more.


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I've talked about DC's ridiculous whitewashing before, that they turned a character brown just so they won't have to admit the first character is brown (Helena Bertinelli and Selina Kyle/Helena Wayne).

But this case is seriously one of the most ridiculous thing I've seen related to whitewashing.

The whitewashing of Poison Ivy.

She is GREEN.

She is frickin green, why color her in a human skin tone?

I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They
I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They
I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They
I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They
I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They

Just let her be green! Why white?

Honestly the green suits her so much more.

I love her current series, but why she's white? Why can't artists let her be green?

Also there's Gar/ Beast Boy in his Graphic novel "Teen Titans: Beast Boy"

I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They
I've Talked About DC's Ridiculous Whitewashing Before, That They Turned A Character Brown Just So They

I haven't seen any real explanation why the artist Gabriel Piccolo gave him a human skin tone.

He's not really white so at least there's that, he's of African decent so at least he got to have some melanin, but I just find it strange.

I understand it's hard to blend in when you're green? And it's about him being a teen. But it still counts as an example of DC erasing green skin tone from character.

Just why?

This type of white washing or human-skin-tone-washing is just so funny to me.

Just let characters be green! Why white? Why human? Huge part of them are based on the fact they are not humans.

I haven't seen any explanation to this phenomenon, if anyone can give me any insights on this subject I'm open to learn.

I don't think there's a real explanation.


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Can people stop making Damian homophobic just because he's the "brat" child?

His best friends are bi and ace his aunt is a lesbian and his adopted brother is also bi. Some of the people Damian loves the most are LGBTQIA.

Damian was such a good ally to Jon during DC pride 2022- he was ready to fight homophobes in the parade! Mostly because he wanted to fight in general but still he was ready to kick homophobic asses. Very ally of him if you ask me.

Stop with the homophobic Damian jokes, if anything Damian would dislike everyone equally and not because of who they are.

In my eyes this take on him is a very poor understanding of Damian's character.

Edit: It might be just me but I saw "jokes" that made Damian homophobic, especially towards Tim, and it just makes me irrationally mad.

Edit 2: sorry to the arrow fam fans for mentioning Connor, I know the 2021 is a poor interpretation of him and not very in character. It's still canon, and the pride issue was nice.


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The last panel is of Talia Al Ghul, it looks like a fun story.

If anyone has any other Talia recs I would love to get some as well!

I downloaded most of these from Pinterest/ TikTok or places I don't remember so I have no idea where they are from.

If someone knows where any of these are from please tell me I would be very grateful thank you.

Sorry for my bad English, English is not my native language.


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I have mentioned in my previous post how everyone related to the biological bat family is Jewish, but I need to talk a moment about Damian Wayne's aunts.

Because this boy has 5 Jewish aunts. And not just from Bruce's side.

Let's review them, alright?

1. One of the most famous out of them, Kate Kane aka Batwoman. The Jewish icon and Bruce's cousin. (Once removed or-something still counts!)

2. Beth Kane or Red Alice, Kate's twin. She's his aunt as well, the same as Kate.

3. Bette Kane, aka flamebird, another cousin of Bruce. Also shares the same Jewish blood.

Just wait, now is the more interesting part I've been waiting for:

4. Nyssa Raatco. (Very different from the Arrowverse version).

Talia's older sister. Daughter of Ra's Al Ghul and her Jewish mom. A badass Jewish Arab assassin, and one of my favorite Jewish aunts of Damian.

And the last one might be more controversial, because I know she's *technically* not family but still

Harey Quinn is the 5 Jewish aunt of Damian I'LL DIE DEFENDING IT.

My source?

I Have Mentioned In My Previous Post How Everyone Related To The Biological Bat Family Is Jewish, But

AUNTIE QUINN!?!!

DC fans don't get mad at me I know Harley is not batfamily I just think she's an aunt figure to Damian. She's not part of the whole batfam, she's his aunt exclusively. She's Damian's fifth Jewish aunt fight me.

Yap I'll see myself out 🚪←🏃


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Some people might remember that Bruce is Jewish, but I don't think people realize to *what level* this whole family is Jewish.

Looking only at the *blood related family members*, Thomas was canonically the only one that was actually Christian (not counting au version of family members I'm talking only about the current main universe versions).

Thomas was Christian.

Martha? Jewish

Hence Bruce- also Jewish.

The grandparents? Also Jewish.

Bruce's uncle (Martha's brother) Jacob (Kate and Beth's dad) was Jewish as well.

Jacob's wife and Bruce's aunt Gabi was also Jewish.

Bruce's twin cousins Kate and Beth? Jewish.

Another cousin of Bruce that her dad was also from the same parents of Martha and Jacob (hence he was also Jewish), aka bette? Also biologically Jewish.

Damian? The son of Bruce (Jewish) and Talia (Muslim) is both of his parents child so he doesn't have a Christian bone in his body. He's the farthest from Christian there is.

Even Helena Wayne the daughter of Bruce is also biologically Jewish.

THIS WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT THOMAS IS JEWISH.

Have a fun day digesting that.


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1 month ago

I’d also like to add these. some of these overlap with the other list above and some of my mentions are a bit of a stretch as they don't show Supes and Wondy together, but whatever. we'll milk our ship.

Superman: The Doomsday Wars #1

The Brave and the Bold #7

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New 52

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Action Comics #10

Superman #13 (their kiss in JL #12 is referenced), 14 (their kiss in JL #12 is seen), 15, 16, 17, 19 (you'll like this one), 43 (WW seen in a couple panels. SM and WW not seen together, though), 45 (WW alluded to. not seen)

Batman/Superman #4, 11 (Superman not present)

Superman Annual #3: Savage Dawn

Post New 52

Wonder Woman #3 (Superman mentioned), 7, 16 (Clark appears in back up story but SM and WW aren't seen together)

Future State: Immortal Wonder Woman #1

Action Comics #1000, 1018 (shared panel(s))

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Elseworlds

The Dark Knight Returns

The Dark Knight 3: The Master Race #4 (our boy and girl aren't seen together, but they appear in the comic)

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i'll add more when i get more comics lol. God bless and thanks for reading

An Updated List of Superman/Wonder Woman Crossovers/Romance

Thanks to user Xarek at Comicbookresources, the list of moments for Superman/Wonder Woman has been further updated.

SUPERMAN / WONDER WOMAN RELATIONSHIP CHECKLIST 1.3 ————————————————– Action Comics 598, 600, 754, 761, 781. All-new Collector’s Edition: Superman vs Wonder Woman C-54 (1978) The Adventures of Superman (1988) 435,440,522,628,642,643. The Adventures of Superman Annual 06 Superman 80-page Giant 2 (1999). Superman Batman 9-13,18 Superman’s Girlfriend - Lois Lane 93, 136. Superman v2 05, 07, 17, 118, 156, 165, 173, 661. Superman v1 241 (1971) Superman v1 Annual 11 (1984) Superman - Distant Fires (1998) Superman - Red Son (2003) 1-3. Wonder Woman v1 131 (one panel), 300 (1983) Wonder Woman v2 8, 15, 16, 50, 61, 88, 112, 125, 126, 140, 141, 142, 162, 170-176, 195, 212, 219, 220, 226. Wonder Woman v2 Annual 2 (1989) Wonder Woman - Spirit of Truth (2001). World’s Finest v1 (1971) 204 All-Star Batman and Robin 5 DC Comics Presents 9, 32 (1981), 76. DC - The New Frontier (2004) 1-6. JLA - A League of One (2002). JLA - Midsummer’s Nightmare (1996) 1-3. JLA - Our Worlds at War JLA - Act of God (2001) 1-3. JLA - Created Equal (2000) 1-2. JLA - Riddle of the Beast (2003). Justice League of America v1 1 (1960), 69 (1969), 143 (1977), 170 (1979) Justice League of America v1 Annual 6 (two panels - 1992) JLA v3 83, 96, 101-106. JLA v4 0, 25, 26, 31. Legends of the DCU (2000) 30-32 Trinity (2003) 1-3 JLA - Secret Files and Origins 01. JLA - Seven Caskets. JLA/JSA: Secret Files & Origins 1 (2003) JSA - Thy Kingdom Come 1-3 TPB (2009) (Includes: Kingdom Come Special - The Kingdom (2008)) The Kingdom (1999) 1-2 Kingdom Come (1996) 1-4 The Dark Knight Strikes Again (2002) 1-3 Countdown Presents: The Search for Ray Palmer - Red Son (2008) Teen Titans v3 Annual (2006) 01 JSA 06, 11, 17, 22 New52 Era ———- Action Comics (2014) 31, 34 (one panel). Justice League - Gods and Monsters 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 Earth2 1 Forever Evil 3, 7 (one panel) Injustice: Gods Among Us - Year One 4, 6, 9, 25, 29. Injustice: Gods Among US - Year Two 4. Injustice: Gods Among Us - Year Three 15, 24. Superman (2011) 14 (one panel), 15, 19, 20 Superman - Doomed 1 (2014). Superman/Wonder Woman (2013-2016) 1-9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, 19, 25, 28. Superman/Wonder Woman Annual 2 (2016) Superman/Wonder Woman Futures End (2014) Justice League (2011) 3, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 Justice League International Annual 1 (2012) Justice League of America (one panel - 2013) Young Romance 1 (2013) DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe (2013) 03


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1 month ago

Superman (when put next to Batman) power scaling be like:

✨the plot thickens✨

EDIT: Ayo DC, stop being lazy and write Superman well!! Make Superman Super Again! Superman was holding back whenever he fights Batman! He was just trying to keep Bruce from hurting himself or others in TDKR

he said “if I wanted it, you’d be dead already!” In BVS!

And stop with the Clois and WonderBat stuff! Supes is held back by Lois and Wonder Woman would NEVER go for Batman. Put SuperWonder back on! (We don’t want Supes and Wondy to overshadow each other. Supes’ creators even said LL wasn’t supposed to end up with Supes!)

She’s the spirit of truth. He’s the spirit of lies and deception. He talks down to everyone and is willing to take you and your friends down in a heartbeat yet won’t stop those who have no interest in repentance! Even Bruce Timm said he didn’t know what to do with WW so he decided for all women to go after Batman!

Remind me why the non-people person is the one leading the JL? Supes and Wondy have proven to lead well. Superman even led the JL before he died! Come on now! It’s called the DCU! Not the BCU (Batman Centered Universe)! look, I love Batman, by stop making him overshadow everyone! Blue beetle, booster gold, animal man, swamp thing, flash, green lantern, and countless others could be household names like the big 3 if DC is willing to make it so.

look at marvel! So many people know so many different heroes from their cast. They write them well, made modern modifications to make it appeal to the 21 century, and now everyone knows who the Avengers, defenders, guardians of the galaxy, Illuminati, X-Men are!

okay so I realize I went on a rant, but shut up.

point is, make Superman Super again! And all other Superheroes again! And bring back SuperWonder

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1 month ago

SIZE DOESN’T MATTER

SIZE DOESN’T MATTER

image taken from Hallow. Free app. Really great. I find myself more excited to pray. I used to see it as a chore. Now it’s a time to rest and reflect.

Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, you all have a gift. Use it for God’s glory and for your community.

never doubt yourself. You may look around and see how many people have so much power and influence, making yourself wonder if you’re even making a difference, but that’s okay!

SOMETIMES the big people may lose sight of the little issues. That’s where YOU come in. You keep your ear close to the ground, seeing things from the people’s perspective instead of the bird’s eye view.

You don’t change the world overnight. You make a win with what you have. Did conquerors take the land in one swift move? No! There was extensive planning involved, many revisions, along with physical and mental preparations in place.

did Bruce Wayne become Batman overnight? No! He had YEARS of training to get where he is now! Did Superman become the symbol of hope in one go? No! He operated in the shadows, trying not to be seen as a kid and a young adult (depends on continuity). But then Lois Lane happened… always trying to be front and center… 👏 not 👏 everything 👏 is 👏 about👏 YOU, 👏LOIS!👏 🙄. She’s the type of person to be on camera talking about the news but will be covering the shot lol.

Supes’ creators even said that Lois was never supposed to end up with Clark Kent.

But anyways, they were always learning. Always improving. They can’t save everyone, but they get who they can. They give their best and reflect then improve.

remember the parable of the talents in Matthew 25:14-30 (see below). The three servants had various talents. Two of them did what they could with the hand dealt to them. So keep going. Motion is motion. At least you’re moving.

“I don’t care if it’s slow progress, motion is motion.” (Great song. “Wake up!” By yvngxzaye)

YOU do YOUR part, God will do His part. He’ll add to your talents.

After all, we can’t expect God to do ALL the work.

So just keep swimming. Just keep on keeping on. Forget all the others. You do you. Focus on yourself.

“for the righteous man falls seven times and rises again.” -Proverbs 24:16 For all my fellow tired, depressed, $uicidal people, your feelings are valid. I understand more than you know. But know that you are loved, chosen, desired, accepted, respected, wanted, needed. By God and by me. Just keep going. Take it one day at a time. Little by little.

SIZE DOESN’T MATTER
SIZE DOESN’T MATTER
SIZE DOESN’T MATTER

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9 months ago

Read the full fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58143571

Damian’s feet move forward without much thought. He internally curses his child-like legs for moving so slow in such a dire moment, but despite the urge to slot himself in front of his brother and demand the wretch retract her touch, he cannot risk sprinting into action and making a scene.

He gets there in due time, stepping between the two just before the woman can lean in to ghost her cherry lipstick against Drake’s ear. His brother is entirely frozen, no trace of the sharp, well-spoken gentlemen that defends Damian from crude remarks anywhere in sight.

“Mrs. Barlowe,” Daman says pointedly, causing the woman to flinch. Good. She should be afraid. “My brother is not an object of pleasure for you to satisfy yourself with.”


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7 months ago

…why the fuck wasn’t this in the 2024 Batman: Caped Crusader?!!! It’s literally in the 1940s this would have been hilarious!!!

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that


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6 months ago
𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧

𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐥...

batman's cape (and any of the other batfam member's capes) are heated/can be microwaved :D.

...yeah, probably not the most original thought. surely someone has come up with this before, and hey, maybe it's even canon - but that doesn't really take away any of the ideas I have, so on we go anyways lmao.

I imagine that you, y/n, reader (lol idk-) is often found all wrapped up in bruce's cape (ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FRESH OUT OF THE WASH) and he'll be TEARING the manor apart looking for that shit because why would it be anywhere else except in the bat-cave, in his bat-suit vault, right there clipped onto the specific bat-suit he's choosing to wear for whatever mission he's finna go on, just to eventually find you on a couch somewhere above the bat-cave all rolled up like a worm in it with the glow of your phone emitting from underneath the fabric and your little giggles muffled by it because you're probably laughing at memes or something idk.

bruce is definitely the type to think it's silly and lowkey can't even blame you because it do be cold in the mansion, but he also refuses to drop the "I'm so hardcore and a brute and stone cold" act so he's yanking that shit offa' you and you're just BEWILDERED, suddenly exposed to the light and cold like, "😮⁉️🫨⁉️" and before you can even process wtf happened, bruce is already whisking around the corner, gone and out of sight💀.

dick would also think it's silly, but lowkey actually be annoyed, though, and he'd make that KNOWN. like, sure, he'd initially be VERY stressed when he can't find the cape (even though it's not thay big of a deal but for some reason, he just doesn't feel "complete" without it😭) but then he'd see this huge lump all wrapped up in it on a bed in one of the many rooms or something. at first, he'd think it's one of the handful of pets owned and living in the wayne estate, just to peel back the fabric and see YOU.

"...Hi😃..."

"...🙂Why are- Nevermind. You do know that I need this, right?"

"I mean,,, you don't need it, you just-"

*YANK!!*

"NO, WAIT, IT'S COLD!!"

"THEN GET A BLANKET!!"

I'm sorry, but I feel like dick don't play 'bout his cape, and you're just either gonna have to find different ways to sneak it or just leave it tf alone😭✋🏽. but when it's not currently in dire need by him, he'll happily return it to you and smile when you squeal and wrap yourself back up in and under it while it warms up.

BARBARA GETS IT FR. SHE GETS ✨️🩷YOU🩷✨️. but also, she is attached to it in the way dick is, so don't be surprised if and when she needs it, she's taking it from you with zero mercy and under the excuse of, "I'm on duty tonight, I'm not showing up out of uniform lol." and you're just left there like "☹️...". but outside of those times, the both of you can be found very happily and contently under her cape as you watch horror movies or something and rambling about who knows what, a common interest lol.

and I'm pretty sure in some strains/universes or whatever of dc, she ends up becoming oracle because she's paralyzed or some shit, right?? I could totally be wrong, but if I'm not, I feel like in that case, she just GIVES it to you. she makes it a huge deal, too, she acts like she's passing along the magical ashes of a dead ancestor that grants you infinite knowledge and protection or some shit and has a whole speech prepared, just for her to hand you this neatly folded up cloth and you're just like, "...You're giving me your cape😀??" and she's like, "Ya🙂♡." and you can't even be mad because ...

IT'S A HEATED CAPE like idk what else you could want from her like plz✋🏽.

(*casually skips over Tim bc idk enough about him and if I mischaracterized him I'd have to delete this account and then me off of the face of this earth bc I refuse to be that bitch who doesn't know her shit😃*)

jason will see you with his cape, and whether you're awake or asleep, he'll loom over you menacingly until you sense his presence, and then not even give you the chance to give excuses before he's like, "I'm on watch tonight."

you don't dare protest lmao. and he isn't giving it back to you later on. it's one of those things that if you really want it, you gotta go get it. and then expect you won't have it for very long, so whatever you plan on doing with it, you better make the most of it😭✋🏽. that's literally all I can say for him lmao.

DAMIAN (my fave) (^3^)/. I feel like he'd make it seem like SUCH an inconvenience for himself even though he doesn't actually care about the cape itself and if anything, finds it very sweet and endearing that you literally use it as a blanket because "it gets so warm" and "it smells like you" and "it's here when you're gone and I miss you". but, much like his father, he just HAS to keep up the, "I'm so stone cold and no nonsense and eternally vexed" facade, so if you're awake and you have it, he'll just hold out his hand expectingly and - like jason - you don't dare argue because you're just gonna lose🥲.

but if he finds the cape and you're asleep with/under it, he'll actually let you keep it. like, he'll just leave it and either go about his superhero duties without the cape entirely, or he'll just use another one from a different suit. sure, it might possess different capabilities (no pun intended), or he might feel a little... off... without a cape, but he'd rather that than interrupt your comfortable state.

and you'll be so bent up about it when he returns, and you're like, "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE IT😭💔?!" and he's like, "you were obviously very comfortable, I didn't want to disturb you😐..........🫶🏼."

so um.... yeah, I honeslty dk where all of that came from, but do with this info what you will.

byeeee /ᐠ^ω^マ~ !!

𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧

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