It Was Meant To Be Teehee

Your brain is telling you the correct things family angst family angst family angst

Fascinating phenomena where my brains can only think of fanfic ideas when I'm writing a essay on a completely different subject

But I thought the moon was a pizza pie….. the song lied

Oh look thats the italian flag 😲

Lovely lady Raine ❤︎︎

You hurt me wtf is this

henry jekylls full statement of the case if it was good

I spawned in the year 18— to a large bag, endowed besides with excellent looksmaxxing, inclined by nature to skibidi, fond of the respect of the alpha and beta among my homies, and thus, as might have been supposed, with every guarantee of an honourable and distinguished future. And indeed my biggest skill issue was a certain impatient gaiety of rizz, such as has made the happiness of many, but such as I found it hard to reconcile with my imperious desire to carry my gyatt high, and wear a more than commonly sigmalike countenance before the public.

God I love humans

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not

• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.

• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.

• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.

• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(

• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.

• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day

• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I FORGOT TO REBLOG!!!!!!

I don't know how well oc art typically does on tumblr, but I'm dropping Coyoxauqui (based on the aztec goddess) here anyway, because she looks so cool actually

★ closest to age to Quetzalcoatl (I haven’t decided which is older yet lol)

★ starts shit for fun but doesn’t actually mean harm (most of the time anyways)

★ would pick up a wild opossum and bring it home

★ very protective of his siblings even if he doesn’t want to admit it

★ Huitzilopochtli wasn’t technically a blood brother but Tez said yoink

rb this w ur hcs of tezcatlipoca im curious

Chews on them violently like a dog with a new chew toy

Inspired by Caly's post

my friend started playing around with every image i sent in my gc and I thought you might want to see what happened to tecciztecatl..

HELP MEEE I ALREADY HAVE MY DISCORD PFP SAVED AS THE ORIGINAL IMAGE 😭