Made Some Merms

Happy new year apparently because I forgot today was the day lmao

She also got me codex chimalpopoca >:)

Me: aw man I can’t afford that Nahuatl dictionary because it’s $150!

My mom: *fucking pirates it*

Sometimes the things I say while explaining mythology sound weird out of context. I was talking about the creation of bats and i genuinely said “well it started when Quetzalcoatl was straight jorkin it”

Update for some reason tiny dancing Huitzilopochtli infiltrated my dreams

I don’t know if I like this version or the version where his buttass naked selling chilis more

One time I was going for walk at night on July 6th 2024 because it was hot and stuffy and I was bored so and saw a streetlight flicker so I decided to play with it with my magic powers so I thought about ollin and how the movement of my heart was the same as the alternating current powering the streetlight for a few minutes and electricity and ollin are both governed by Xolotl and nothing seemed to happen so I stopped and right after it flickered which made me giggle because it was like he was trolling me so I walked a little more saw an owl fly by and then BOOM. 12:19AM Heard a pair of explosions one right after another and saw light flash on trees nearby. And then a couple weeks later explosions that night made the news and it was this huge big mystery people thought that the government was covering up. And I'm the only person who knows the real cause. But the explosions everyone else heard that night don't match up chronologically with the ones I heard. It doesn't make sense.

Pls don’t blow the power grid we need that

Me finding something labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” when trying to read about the fall of Tula for something

Eats you

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i stayed up until after midnight in my timezone just for him to be honest

speaking of renfield. I GOT THE DRACULA VERSION ILLUSTRATED BY BECKY CLOONAN IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY AND HER ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SO COOL

kyaaaaaaa!! >/////<

ill add renfields first mention to this post when i get it in the mail tomorrow!! :3

Goes feral

Guess what bitch got a translation of The codex chimalpopoca

Honestly based

If every time my sister asked me to draw my favorite male character pregnant I got a penny I would have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Why would you do this to me

"What if" fanfic idea I have with Coyolxauhqui and Huitzilopochtli-

What if Coyolxauhqui wasn't trying to kill her mom, what if she was actually trying kill Huitzilopochtli instead? What if Coyolxauhqui interpreted her mother pregnancy to Huitzilopochtli as one would see a parasite?

What if he was a parasite? What if he was killing his mother and he simply didn't know, so safely crawled in his mothers womb, sapping away to many nutrients that his mother couldn't keep up? What if Huitzilopochtli's death was the only way to save her mother form certain death?

What is her mother wanted to die? What if her mother loved her unborn child so much, that she push through the pain, run away from her own daughter that simply wanted her beloved mother to live, and protect the thing that was slowly dying.

What if Huitzilopochtli was born hearing his mothers gently sorries? Sorry for having him, sorry for running from her daughter, sorry for failing as a mother?

What if his first world was sorry? Sorry to his mother, who he failed to save, who he failed to protect, who he never even met? What if he was sorry to the sibling he would have to kill, never meeting them but knowing they must die, for his mothers sake, because it was them who killed her.

They had to have killed her, with they way they stared at him. With malice, contempt. With the look of someone who wanted him dead.

They wanted him dead. They wanted him dead, that they killed their own mother.

For that they'd pay. Huitzilopochtli may have failed to protect his mother, but he will avenge her. He will kill the people who killed her. Because it was them who killed her, not him. Why else would they be here? Why else would Coyolxauhqui look at him with such killing intent?