Latest Posts by thefunkyperson - Page 6

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

gwibbl-wibbl-wibbl-wibbl

I'm too lazy to spot the fact that it's not gwblwblwblwbl

How do you pronounce your name?

Goo-blue-buh-loo-buhl

16 years of the mercs

See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

I gotta start carrying some sugar cubes or a little tiny bottle of honey or something.

We were having tea outside and a yellow jacket came over and starting buzzing all over us. Since we had some honey, I put a little drop to one side and she just instantly chiller out. She did some little zoomies around the drop then settled in to have some, and popped by a few more times to grab more. Left my wife and I completely alone. I have never seen an insect go from investigation buzzing and circling to fully cool like that.

100% recommend this, don't forget bugs are friends.

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

Murica! Frick yeah! Finding alien life on exoplanets!

methane, carbon dioxide, and dimethyl sulfide (probable biosignatures of life) detected in the atmosphere of exoplanet k218b, an oceanic world with a hydrogen atmosphere, nine tines the mass of earth, 120ly away, in the constellation leo

Mmm comfort death good

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Why did this show up on the 16th why

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Aro ace here. We exist, we are LGBT, and if you don't think we are, then get ready to get stomped.

JUST LET ME BE.

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

Hubble image of Andromeda galaxy

Who is it?💕

Piss

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

Not today bucko

today is not my birthday

That one song from an ad that goes "Don't you forget about me. Don't don't don't don't. Don't you..."

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

B O N K

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Re-Reblog

Post

A puggle? PAREE THE PUGGLE?

kitten

GENTLEMEN! I have gathered you here today to disturb JK Rowling. The plan begins at midnight!

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

#absolutely no horny women allowed within 50m

aroace?

no bitches certified

Andry came from Andy and Audrey, so I thought it would sound androgynous. In fairness, it kinda does. I later expanded that to Andreous for more formal things (AKA Rise of Kingdoms)

My friend uses Audie after Audie Murphy, since we're both history buffs

to anyone who has chosen their own name: whats the origin story? how did you decide on your name, and where did it come from?

personally i stole my name from a fictional character. i wouldnt say i named myself after the character, i just happened to like the name. my middle name, bridget, is funnier. a friend got me genuinely confused with her enough times that they just started calling me bridget on purpose. i decided to commit to the bit.

Ok, so maybe I poisoned the bread... with golden syrup... and forced everyone to watch themselves continue eating more and more... resulting in 15 deaths from overeating... maybe...

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

This is so important. This can absolutely save lives, and people need to know this.

Say hi to Jason. He put his shirt on backwards and can't get it off

wat did I just read

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas