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where? I can't find it

need a second more agressive reblog button that has like flames and a screaming skeleton on it that makes the post i just reblogged explode into duplicates everywhere and get reblogged to ten more blogs minimum automatically

ralsei is:

The Perfect Friend - Always happy to see you. - Loves to share a smile. - A warm spot here for you. - For standing by your side. - Full of great advice. - Ready to listen on a moment's notice. - Available to lean on. - Good for holding and helping.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (It doesn't even affect me, I'm asexual and gay for my best friend)

Ima gonna cast a spell on you

Ash and Pikachu

HEY!

TRANS BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL! ALL OF THEM!! YES, EVEN YOURS!! ESPECIALLY YOURS!!!

Bro why are you looking at me what did I ever do

Cash money money cash cash money money spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace money cash

Guess who this is.

Hint: I have 2 Alt's and I claim to be Official Account.

Who are you I wonder

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Yes why would you question my loyalty to the funny trans comic dude

Guys would you still follow me if you found out were just a bunch of rats in a trench coat? Like would you?

Precioussssssss omg I love this so much

omg haiii *drops 24 ralseis on your head all at once*

To anyone who needs it, 100 Reasons to Stay Alive:

1. to make your parents proud

2. to conquer your fears

3. to see your family again

4. to listen to your favourite artist live

5. to listen to music again

6. to experience a new culture

7. to make new friends

8. to inspire

9. to have your own children

10. to adopt your own pet

11. to make yourself proud

12. to meet your idols

13. to laugh until you cry

14. to feel tears of happiness

15. to eat your favourite food

16. to see your siblings grow

17. to pass school

18. to get a tattoo

19. to smile until your cheeks hurt

20. to meet your internet friends

21. to find someone who loves you like you deserve

22. to eat icecream on a hot day

23. to drink hot chocolate on a cold day

24. to see untouched snow in the morning

25. to see a sunset that sets the sky on fire

26. to see the stars light up the sky

27. to read a book that chnages your life

28. to see flowers in the spring

29. to see the leaves change from green to brown

30. to travel abroad

31. to learn a new language

32. to learn to draw

33. to tell others your story in the hopes of helping them

34. puppy kisses

35. Baby kisses (the open mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek)

36. Swear words and the release you feel when you say them

37. Trampolines

38. Ice cream

39. Stargazing

40. Cloud watching

41. Taking a shower then sleeping in clean sheets

42. Receiving thoughtful gifts

43. "I saw this and I though of you"

44. The feeling you get when someone says, "I love you."

45. The relief you feel after crying

46. Sunshine

47. The feeling you get when someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention

48. Your future wedding

49. Your favourite candy bar

50. New clothes

51. Witty puns

52. Really good bread

53. Holding your child in your arms for the first time

54. Completing a milestone

55. The kind of dreams where you wake up and can't stop smiling

56. The smell before and after it rains

57. The sound of rain against a rooftop

58. The feeling you get when you're dancing

59. The person (or people) that mean the most to you. Stay alive for them.

60. Trying out new recipes

61.  The feeling you get when your favourite song comes on the radio

62. The rush you get when you step onto a stage

63. You have to share your voice and talents and knowledge with the world because they are so valuable

64. Breakfast in bed

65. Getting a middle seat in a movie theatre

66. Breakfast for dinner

67. Pray

68. Forgiveness

69. Water balloon fights

70. New books from your favourite authors

71. Fireflies

72. Birthdays

73. Realising that someone loves you

74. Spending the day with someone you love

75. Opportunity to create meaningful and lasting relationships

76. Potential to learn, grow, and evolve as a person

77. Joy and Happiness in the little things

78. The power to inspire others

79. The ability to create art, music, and other forms of self-expression

80. To explore different cultures, traditions, and ways of life

81. To make a positive impact on the environment and help the planet

82. Experience the joys of parenthood and raise a family

83. Learn new things and develop new skills

84. Create a legacy that will outlive you

85. Being wrapped up in a warm bed

86. Someone's skin against yours

87. Holding hands

88. The kind of hugs where you can feel a weight being lifted off your shoulders. The kind of hug where your breath syncs with the other person's, and you feel like the only two people in the world

89. Singing offkey with your best friends

90. Road trips

91. Spontaneous adventures

92. The feeling of sand beneath your toes

93. The feeling when the first ocean wave rolls up and envelops your toes and ankles and knees

94. Thunderstorms

95. Your first (or hundredth) trip to Disneyland

96. The taste of your favourite food

97. The child-like feeling you get on christmas morning

98. The day when everything finally goes away

99. Compliments and praises

100. To look on this moment 10 years time and realise you did it.

Credit to @mathew0 on youtube under the video "oneheart X reidenshi- Snowfall (slowed) (1 hour loop)" or https://youtu.be/_r0vlyp33pw 

I'll do it as well, but 1, 21, 44, 47 & 48 are off limits.

get to know me, pick some numbers.

1. selfie 2. what would you name your future kids? 3. do you miss anyone? 4. what are you looking forward to? 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? 7. what was your life like last year? 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? 9. who did you last see in person? 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? 11. are you listening to music right now? 12. what is something you want right now? 13. how do you feel right now? 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 15. personality description 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? 17. opinion on insecurities. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? 19. have you ever been to New York? 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? 21. age and birthday? 22. description of crush. 23. fear(s) 24. height 25. role model 26. idol(s) 27. things i hate 28. i’ll love you if… 29. favourite film(s) 30. favourite tv show(s) 31. 3 random facts 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 33. something you want to learn 34. most embarrassing moment 35. favourite subject 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 37. favourite actor/actress 38. favourite comedian(s) 39. favourite sport(s) 40. favourite memory 41. relationship status 42. favourite book(s) 43. favourite song ever 44. age you get mistaken for 45. how you found out about your idol 46. what my last text message says 47. turn ons 48. turn offs 49. where i want to be right now 50. favourite picture of your idol 51. starsign 52. something i’m talented at 53. 5 things that make me happy 54. something thats worrying me at the moment 55. tumblr friends 56. favourite food(s) 57. favourite animal(s) 58. description of my best friend 59. why i joined tumblr 60. ask me anything you want

Cool friends that like anime

What kind of vibes do we give off?

Haha, *flashback to the time I went canoeing in a school trip and capsized so I had a mental breakdown* yeahhhhh

teaching paddling courses to kids is so much fun because without fail every class will have one or two children who are terrified to the point of tears about getting into the canoe, and every time I ask them what they’re most afraid of. I ask genuinely, “what do you think is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you today? If something horrible happens to you today, what will that thing be?”

And it’s always that the boat will capsize, that they’ll fall in, etc.

In summer courses, the answer is easy. I just walk into the water wearing my life jacket, start floating, and say “this is what it looks like when your boat capsizes and you fall in. I’m doing it right now. I fell in.”

If it’s chilly out and I don’t want to spend all day wet, I tell them, “want to know something funny? We’re going to capsize on purpose later. We have to learn how to capsize so that we know how to help ourselves when it happens on accident. Do you think we’d so something on purpose that’s dangerous? What will happen is that we will all fall in the water, and our life jackets will hold us up. I know that, because it’s my job to check your life jacket. Then we’ll all float around until we get back in our boats, and then we’ll go inside and change. The worst part of it all is that you’ll be soggy.”

This has never failed me. They always calm down, get in the boat, and end up having fun the entire time. Time and time again, the Unknown is the ultimate fear, and a little bit of patience at the start is all it takes to keep things running smoothly.

All that said, my favorite kids are the funny ones who clearly respond well to humor, so I get to tell them, “I can absolute guarantee that no one is going to drown today. I would never let that happen, because I don’t want to have to fill out the paperwork.”

Trans truck!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!

Guys you won't believe it

Infodump, I need more reasons to be alive and more things to care about

rb if ur mutuals an followers can infodump in ur inbox, even if they won't answer the ask

Life is not being fun to me right now.

I haven't slept well in days, I probably have ADHD, I'm stressed out because I want to buy a telescope but there's so much stuff to it and my parents just take it chill and don't care about the complexities, I miss my friends, I barely get to talk to people, and I'm losing people with each passing year and I never know how to get back in touch with them, my parents argue a lot, the whole family is disorganised and nobody talks to each other, I've got a pimple behind my ear that's annoying me, I'm scared of using Acne Cream because it requires daily use and I don't know if I'm up to that and the side effects concern me, and nothing feels like it matters anymore.

I just wish I could run away and see everyone again. And stay in touch with them. And just be happy with them forever.

Heck if I know

Hey guys, are we still doing the Tumblr Blackout of indefinite length starting 30 June? I only saw the post for it for like a day then I heard nothing else of it

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS HOMESTUCK

(also, hi! love ur vids!)

This.

Or this.

YouTube

Let's Read: Homestuck (Complete Playlist)

Don't humble yourself too much. You make a massive difference to some of us, and you are an incredibly good artist IMHO.

hi i think you're really cool and your art is so cute and informative and seeing your posts on my dash always brightens my day

just thought you should know 😁

Thank you so much TwT I'm really not much and I don't feel like I'm doing much, but y'all are so positive and friendly, thank you so much for the nice feedback TwT

Ok, I'll look into it.

It's a massive web comic that was written in MS Paint. And there is a pun on Ms. Paint as well. It uses flash which now no longer works so you may have to go through YouTube or the way Back machine to get it. It went on hiatus for an entire YEAR, finally got updated, then ended with a massive YouTube video at the end. Then it spawned a game and yeah it had merch but what pumpkin died. Then recently a few years ago it got an update called Meat and Candy then went onto have a Homestuck^2 made. That's on indefinite hiatus now.

But it's very long. It's too many pop culture references into one story and it caused a lot of con drama and made us find out we have more idiotic humans on the planet than we realized bc someone tried sharpie dying themselves. As in their own skin.

Thanks. Sounds like the summary of Modern Day Humans. Dumb, dumb and dumber.

It's a massive web comic that was written in MS Paint. And there is a pun on Ms. Paint as well. It uses flash which now no longer works so you may have to go through YouTube or the way Back machine to get it. It went on hiatus for an entire YEAR, finally got updated, then ended with a massive YouTube video at the end. Then it spawned a game and yeah it had merch but what pumpkin died. Then recently a few years ago it got an update called Meat and Candy then went onto have a Homestuck^2 made. That's on indefinite hiatus now.

But it's very long. It's too many pop culture references into one story and it caused a lot of con drama and made us find out we have more idiotic humans on the planet than we realized bc someone tried sharpie dying themselves. As in their own skin.

Thanks. Sounds like the summary of Modern Day Humans. Dumb, dumb and dumber.

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HOMESTUCK IS I'M GETTING WORRIED

As usual rb for sample size blah blah blah

"Friends come and go, but their impact remains."

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

~Edit~

Yikes guys I didn’t expect this post to blow up.

I’m grateful it did though. Looking at all the comments and tags really takes a stab at my heart because it just shows how wired we are for connection. If life has any meaning, then it’s that.

This concept really sunk its teeth into me as it reassures the notion that no one is ever truly gone. Parts of them just change into you.

That teacher I talked about inspired me to become a teacher myself. This was my first year teaching. Here’s to a new generation of curved i’s.

You went the other direction with One Direction.

please look at this one direction book i drew in when i was a child please please pleasw

Just spent a solid 30-40 minutes getting as accurate of data possible just to calculate how much stars drift to a trillionth of an arcsecond.

FOR FUN.

THIS WASN'T EVEN FOR A PROJECT OR ANYTHING.

JUST SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO

PLEASE HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE

Don't forget, these things are also now considered gay:

The Aurora Australis

NGC 69

NGC 6969

Messier 69

Caldwell 69

The storms on Uranus

No questions please

In addition to Rainbows, the following phenomena are now Gay:

Solar Eclipses

Lunar Eclipses

The Aurora Borealis

Thunderstorms

Sunsets

Sunrises 

Shooting Stars 

The Rings on Saturn 

I will not be taking questions, thank you

SPOILER ALERT

So I started watching this Netflix show Q-Force, and it's really good. It's a bunch of gay spy agents going on missions, except one of them is just a normal straight 'toxic masculinity' guy who !spoilers! is secretly a sensitive guy with emotions !spoilers over!

Mary is gay, Deb is a lesbian married to a woman called Pam, and I think probably trans(?). Twink is, well, a Twink, and Stat is probably a Demisexual Lesbian.

Highly recommend!

MORE HUGS GIBEN

*Gibs hug*

Make 'em dance, bois