REBLOG THIS TO RECEIVE A PERSONALISED ASK!!

This is my pet tape recorder he bites sometimes and screeches in pain when you smash it with a clawhammer

Tumblr really stumbled into a beautiful feature with the whole "tags are separated from the main post" (as they should be, they're metadata) + "tags can be as long as entire tweets" thing. They make a really nice form of textual subvocalization/whisper mode/aside/whatever (they're flexible!).

I keep finding myself wanting to make such asides on other sites and find myself subtly irritated that I can't. I wanna elaborate in a way that is diminished compared to the main post!

btw if we're mutuals i automatically think ur cooler than me. doesnt matter if we have been mutuals for 2 minutes or 3 years, if we are following each other u are cooler than me by default <3

silly transfem jon doodle

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

nobody can convince me that the magnus archives isn’t actually a comedy because what do you mean jonathan “The Archivist” sims doesn’t know how to archive and never questioned why he got the job. like yes queen go process nothing!!!

and while we're on the subject of luigi mangione, FREE NATHAN MAHONEY (who stabbed his company's CEO during a meeting)! the reason you may not have heard this name is because the police clearly do not want to make the same mistake they did with Mangione by allowing him to become a symbol. let's show our support for Nathan Mahoney, who looks exactly how he should in his mugshot— proud of himself

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

favourite dinosaur?

I wish I knew more about dinosaurs so I had a more educated answer but I like the big fellow with the tail like a morningstar. The Ankylosaurus, he looks very friend shaped.