Twins

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

what the computer screen sees as i write the most gut-wrenching scenes of my novel

Villain monologue? Excuse me I am infodumping to you about my special interest and my special interest is death traps, machinations, and machiavellian plans.

You'll find that if you've paid enough attention to my interests, you'll be able to escape your inevitable death at my nefarious hands, and we can start building a relationship out of this.

LMAOOOOOOOO

no seriously the accuracy hurts.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

They only wear pink on Wednesdays.

...you guys how do you say "plead" in past tense? I'm a writer trust but like is it pled? Google does not comprehend my query.

Liam ”It‘s been. My honor.” Mairi