Googling Shit Like "why Do I Feel Bad After Hanging Out With My Friends" And All Of The Answers Are Either

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

I love miso soup. Unrelated, I also hate women!

...you guys she cheated on me.

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

I just know Hinata fell first! No one can change my mind! HAHAHAHA

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

YOU GUYS HELP I NEED HELP MY CAT IS LAYING ON MY LEGS AND HE'S SLEEPING BUT I HAVE TO GET UP BECAUSE SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR BUT HE'S SO PRECIOUS AND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AND HE'S SLEEPING YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

EM DASHES, MY LOVES 😭😭😭

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

I see you reblogging my posts

hai ther friendo

Hi!!! Of course I reblog your posts, your sense of humor is ✨immaculate✨

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

officially made a reader cry...am i a real writer now?