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If snakes were wide instead of long.

I looked up what that was and WHAT THE FUCK???? I DONT EVEN WANT TO KNOW HOW THAT WOULD WORK

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

I think my favorite thing about Kris and Susie both individually and as a duo is that they're fucking TERRIFYING in like different archetypal ways while also being your average idiot teens

Like where else are you going to get a quiet kid with knife iconography who tears out their own soul and whose canon expressions are either deadpan or unhinged with glowing red eyes

Paired with an enormous fucking monster with fangs that can probably be measured in inches and burning eyes and a snout wrinkled in animal rage who can and will destroy anything in her path and at one point threatens to rip our face off with her massive bestial jaws

Both of whom canonically eat moss. And attempt to eat the clothes off a mannequin. And try to fit their entire heads into those dumbass talky tubes. And are just a couple of idiot teenagers who dick around town and accidentally run into your divorced parents in a Walmart and have to just hide in the corner together and try not to hear the absolute trainwreck that's happening like three aisles over

Like. I don't know if I can call it juxtaposition per se, but the fact that they could both easily be villains with their aesthetics and abilities but are also both just head-empty morons.. it's good.

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I wouldn't, only because I don't know my family history. Like, I only know the bare basics. I know my mom is 100% European because she took a DNA test but as far we know my Grandma was born and raised in America. I don't know anything about her parents besides that her mom was a hoarder. My grandfather died when my mom was young so she never talks of him and I don't even know his name. Doesn't help that my grandma is known for lying so we thought we were part Italian. I don't even know where to start with my dad's side considering it was a scandal when his mom was born since she came out super white and they weren't sure she was his. And my grandpa is drunk 80% of the time so nothing he says can be trusted.

There wouldn't be much I could do about it

did you guys see yesterday that a whistleblower came forward and said that facebook knows how to remove the conspiracy theories and nazis but chooses not to because of the ad revenue those kinds of things bring in (and actively turned off the bare minimum safeguards they had when biden won the election), and now today, immediately following this whistleblower’s report: facebook, instagram, whatsapp, and all the sites owned by facebook are mysteriously down and have been down for over two hours now

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